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Pistol · Season 1, Episode 2

Chrissie, Steve and others in “Rotten”

Chrissie

Nice guitar. Where'd you steal it?

Steve

Malcolm gave it to me. It was Sylvain Sylvain's.

Chrissie

Of the New York Dolls?

Steve

Yeah.

Chrissie

Why'd he give it to you?

Steve

I'm gonna be our new guitarist.

Chrissie

What happened to Wally?

Steve

Uh...

Flashback Wally

You fucking prick!

Flashback Steve

Well, don't blame me, I don't make the rules.

Chrissie

You sacked Wally?! Seriously?! Malcolm has been promising for months to put me in a band. And I can sing and play, but, no, he gives you, a meathead, druggie, felon...

Steve

Feel free. Everyone's piling it on today.

Chrissie

...this incredible instrument and a place in a band that you are completely unqualified for, because... because, Jonesy, one thing that British and American music share is huge, steaming piles of sexism.

Malcolm

Sexism has nothing to do with it, Chrissie. I am well aware of your talent, but my vision for the Sex Pistols is one of dirt, danger and desire. A band of sexy, young assassins whose instruments could just as easily be pickaxes, or shovels, or machine-guns. You're far too... accomplished for them. However, I do want you to meet with a man by the name of Mick Jones.

Chrissie

Any relation?

Malcolm

Now, Mick Jones is a very interesting young guitarist who is looking for a collaborator.

Chrissie

Okay. Thanks.

Malcolm

What about John?

Steve

Sorted. But with Wally gone we've got nowhere to rehearse.

...

Malcolm

Come with me to Denmark... Street. London's answer to Tin Pan Alley. It's the epicentre of the music scene.

Archival footage man

Our Tin Pan Alley was really encompassed by the length of a street, which is still there, of course, Denmark Street. Today it's a sad place because, uh... the action has gone from there pretty well, and it's not the same kind of business. In those days, there were characters, there was tremendous colour.

Malcolm

I've taken out a twelve-month lease. Places like this, they don't come cheap, you know. But I said, I told them, "I don't care how much it costs, because this... is the perfect hideout for my sexy, young assassins."

Steve

Thanks, Malcolm. It's brilliant.

Malcolm

John comes by on Friday for rehearsals. How are you and Excalibur getting along?

Steve

Good.

Malcolm

Great. Ready to do battle. Mm, good. Don't let me down.

Steve

I won't.

Malcolm

Good boy.

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