I'm telling you, Maurice. I am loved here. The students are standing in line to hand me jars of money. Which is, of course, what allowed me to upgrade to the 211.
Excuse us, Mr. Hackett, but we wanted to wish you good luck on--what is growing out of your head?
Wait a minute. That's your operation? I busted my hump so you could get a wig?!
It's not a wig. It's the lorenzo lamas.
Uh, no disrespect, Mr. Hackett, but i'm going to have to give my money to a needier charity.
Yeah, ditto. I'm giving mine to the Pim Diffy needs a high-definition TV foundation. You disgust me.
Hey, wait a minute. How am i supposed to pay for this? I mean, Maurice, I can pay for this. Just, you know, maybe not all at once. What are you doing? Don't get quiet on me, Maurice. Don't leave! Maurice? I'm only 1/2 a lamas.
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