[Joan Callamezzo is being honored by Pawnee]
Joan, on behalf of the entire city, congratulations. I do want to apologize for not being able to accommodate some of your requests. For example, we couldn't get a bottle of Chateau Marmont...because it's a hotel in Los Angeles not a wine.
Well did you at least get Buddy Holly to sing?
No because he's been famously dead for 60 years.
WHAT!?
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