Well Well Well, You want to come in to Jerry's party. And why is that?
I need a place to deliver this baby Ann! It's coming out of me right now! I'm pregnant!
This is a lovely party, thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
Oh forget it I'm coming in.
[April tries to get in but Ann holds her off with ease]
Ow! Get off me! Uhh!
You're so weak! Really? I mean I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron deficient? Let me look at your pulse.
It's because of your man strength! Mann Perkins.
Let us in Ann it's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're unflattering to my hands!
Sorry guys. This is your penance. You can come in if you do something nice for Jerry.
Hey! I already did something nice for Jerry. I drove here to take him to Jerry Dinner.
Aww Donna! You can come in.
Oh okay! [walks inside while the others protest] He He He He! Merry Christmas Bitches!
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