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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Marcia, Marshall and others in “Unfinished Business”

Marcia

I'm so glad you finally came to your senses.

MMarshall

Here's our educational pamphlet. I recommend you start reading at chapter three.

Leslie

[flips to chapter three] Chapter Three: There's A Party In Your Pants & No-one Is Invited...

Ann

This is crazy, I mean obviously the best way to prevent disease is to magically stop all sex but that's not gonna happen!

Marcia

Well maybe not where you come from in TRAMPsylvania.

MMarshall

Hahaha good one honey! [They high five and then walk away]

Ann

I'm from Michigan! ...That wasn't worth saying.

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