I have an idea. Let's pretend that we're old people and we can ask Ann our grossest, most perverted sex questions. I'll start. [in an old lady accent] I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president!
With the elderly we're not so concerned with pregnancy, we're more concerned with disease.
[in an old man accent] Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?
I don't think so no.
Cause that's happening to me...what should I do?
Where can I get lube that is healthy to eat?
[in an old man accent] I ran over my testicles with my jazzy scooter.
[in an old man accent] I think you're good to go nursey. I wanna jump on that caboose! Choo-Choo!
[to Donna] You should never eat lube... [to Andy] You need to see a doctor immediately... [to Leslie] and I'm sorry sir but you have to be under 40 to ride this train!
Ohh! That's how you do it kids! [High fives Ann]
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