[Leslie is very drunk on Swanson liquor]
Everybody pants now! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!
She's had enough. Call it off.
That's not how it works. She's out.
Wait, I'm subbing in.
April, no. That stuff will melt the shell off a garden snail.
Whatever. I'm Puerto Rican, I can handle it. [April takes a swig of the liquor, but spits it out in disgust] FUCK! OH MY GOD!
Okay! This ends now! [Ron chugs the entire jug of liquor to everyone's amazement in 15 seconds] Mom, you're going back to the farm. And you. [To Tammy One] You're going back to Hell.
Fine. I got what I came for anyway. I found your underground safe. I stole half your gold.
That's decoy gold! Do you think I'd leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground where anyone could find it? You don't know me at all.
Yes I do. I knew you the minute you were born, I intend to be there the minute you die.
[Tammy One walks out]
Ron...your family's weird...
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