Basically we are being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.
None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? [referring to Andy] Who's this tall drink of water?
Andy...
Hey Andy. How's it hanging?
Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?
Well I could do all of those things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.
Eww!
Could we take a peek at it?
Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and then destroy you with just one word...and a jar of acid.
Leslie Oh my God!
I think I have an idea that can save Ron.
Andy...
Don't joke around.
I...have ideas too...
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