[seeing the mess of receipts on Ron's desk] Good God Ronald! This is a much bigger mess than I imagined. You will take a week off from work. We'll do a complete overhaul of your finances. I'll need access to all of your accounts. And your home.
...Is that necessary?
Oh are we playing a game where everyone says something stupid?
...
[to Andy] You. What is your name?
...Tim...Tim Buckanowski...
Really?
No...Andy Dwyer.
Andy, you're going to collect all of this and you're going to put it in my car. Ms. Knope!
Yes!?
You're going to go to payroll and get copies of Ronald's workplace expense reports.
Uh...I...I'm just wondering how long that's going to take because Ron and I have a very important meeting together. It's called the battle royale. It's super fun-
Oh, you and Ron have a big meeting huh? I'm sure Ron will remember the meeting fondly while he makes toilet wine in a Federal prison in Terre Haute.
...I'll...I'll head down to payroll.
Now! You're not getting any younger.
Yes ma'am...
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