[Leslie and Ann are drunk and fighting outside the restroom]
If you're worried about working with Chris it doesn't matter! He's fine with it. He said it wouldn't be weird.
You talked to Chris before you talked to me?!
[A girl walks between them]
EXCUSE ME!
[Cut to Leslie being interviewed]
This is my first fight with Ann and it's a doozy. But, I believe that honest discussions between friends can lead to deeper intimacy. This is a watershed moment in our relationship and it's important that we fight clean. All I need to do is focus, and stay calm.
[Cut back to Leslie and Ann]
You're stupid and you're a jerk and you're stupid! [Runs into the restroom]
UGH!
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