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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom and Chris in “Unfinished Business”

Tom

Traegermeister! You made it!

Chris

Yeah I got your email. We need to talk.

Tom

First, grab a Snakejuice. It's 140 proof which means it's 70% alcohol. But don't worry, there's plenty of caffeine in it to keep you awake.

Chris

I believe an ounce of that would literally kill me.

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