You might have a fancy car and a...mahogany purse or whatever rich people have but I remember something that you're trying to forget. You're a Pawnee girl.
No Leslie, I'm not.
Then why do you come here at dinner time to get take out from the legendary JJ's Diner?
It's not for me! These waffles make great dog laxatives!
Don't you dare feed that waffle to that dog to get it to poop.
[feeding the waffle to the dog] Sambuca need to make? There you go!
HOW DARE YOU!?
[Leslie throws Lindsay in the trash and starts wrestling with her]
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