Leslie and Tom in “Unfinished Business”

Leslie

Let’s play a different game. I’m gonna say stuff about me and you say, on a scale from one to ten, how interested in that thing you are. Ready?

Tom

Okay.

Leslie

I love sunshine and fresh air and early morning walks.

Tom

One.

Leslie

I’ve read five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Tom

One.

Leslie

I work at the Parks and Rec...

Tom

[Interrupting] One.

Leslie

That’s what you do.

Tom

One.

Leslie

I once kissed a girl in college.

Tom

[Smiling] Eight.

Leslie

Where I graduated summa cum laude in History.

Tom

One. Zero. Negative a billion. Don’t talk about it anymore, please.