[Ann is helping Leslie with her online dating profile]
Yellow haired female likes waffles and news.
[typing] Sexy well-read blonde loves the sweeter things in life.
Much better.
Hobbies?
Organizing my agenda...Wait that doesn't sound fun. Umm...Jamming on my planner!
Favorite place?
Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.
...Really? It could be anywhere in the world. Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon...
Nope. Just the bench in front of the mural.
What about like an actual meadow where wildflowers are?
Eww Ann! I'm scared of bees! Mural!
Okay what do you think of dogs?
Love!
Cats?
Love!
Fish?
Love!
Turtles?
...No opinion.
...
They're condescending.
Describe your ideal man.
He's dark and mysterious. And he can sing. And he plays the organ.
I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
Mmmmm.
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