[on the phone] Hello this is Craig at hoosiermate.com, how can I help you?
Craig your service is crap!
Can you be more specific?
Yes. Your soulmate match was totally wrong for me. I mean, I like him as a friend and everything, but I'd never go out with him. He's like a little sister to me.
We have a very sophisticated algorithm that's paired up thousands of couples. I actually met my wife on the site.
Really? Well that's not gonna last.
Excuse me?
You heard me! Your marriage is a sham! Goodbye Craig! [hangs up]
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