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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Grain n' Simple Employee, Ron and others in “Unfinished Business”

GNGrain n' Simple Employee

Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? 100% meatless.

Ron

Yes please.

[Employee hands him a piece and Ron throws it in the trash]

GNGrain n' Simple Employee

...

Ron

Another please.

[Employee hands him another piece and Ron throws it in the trash]

GNGrain n' Simple Employee

Sir is there a problem?

Ron

I'm just making sure no-one ever has to eat this.

GNGrain n' Simple Employee

I...I don't think I can give you anymore.

April

I want one.

[Employee hands her a piece and April throws it in the trash]

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