Hi Joe. I know you're going to take this the wrong way but can I talk to you for a second?
You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.
Hmmm.
Would you like to talk outside in my van?
No here's fine. I was...flattered by what you said earlier. And I was just wondering, what do you look for in a woman?
She can't be in a wheelchair. No canes. No gray hair.
So basically you're just attracted to me because I'm not an old person.
Yeah. And as I aforementioned, you have a killer dumpster.
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