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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ron, Leslie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ron

[lifting the grill cover] AHHHH!

Leslie

Ron!?

Ron

What in the Devil's name is this!?

Chris

Portobello Mushrooms!

Ron

Where's the steak!?

Chris

Oh there's no steak. That's a healthier option. It's organically grown.

Ron

...[starts to faint]

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