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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ann and Leslie in “Unfinished Business”

Ann

Leslie, I think Chris is cheating on me.

Leslie

What!? That lying bastard! Wait, how do you know?

Ann

I don't actually have any actual proof.

Leslie

Oh, then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. And if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.

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