[After Dave catches Leslie and Andy vandalizing Greg's house]
Leslie! What are you doing?
Oh boy.
That's them officer! Right there!
Oh my God! Oh no! I'm so sorry I think we have the wrong house!
Why are you doing this!?
It's really hard to explain but we were trying to get revenge on this kid Greg Pikitis and we thought this was his house but I guess we got the address wrong!
I'm Greg's Mom.
...You are?
Yes! ...Oh did he hire a fake mom again to get him out of trouble?
What!?
Whenever he gets in trouble he goes on Craigslist and hires a woman to play his mother and bail him out. That little SOB! Greg! Gregory!
I knew it!
Oh my God!
Dude! That kid is amazing!
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