That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Why don't you just shut up for a second!
What's going on in here?
He's a jerk! He is being such a jerk! That's an awful thing to say to a human being!
Are you crying?
I AM NOT CRYING, OK?! I'M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!
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