Hey, Mark, um, a little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket.
That's funny, because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Oh snap!
What?
You didn't know that, huh?
...I didn't know I was adopted...
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