Hey while I have you, can I ask you a question?
Shoot!
What if he asks me if I've been married?
Have you!?
No.
Well then say that.
But then he'll wonder why I haven't been married. You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna say that I was married. The real question is should I say that I have kids? Guys like girls that have kids right?
Whoa.
What if I get drunk and I talk about Darfur too much? Or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur enough?!
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