[Mark goes up to Ron]
Hey Parks Department.
Hey Mark, this is Beth, my ex-wife Tammy's better looking sister.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. You guys are together?
Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here, turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It's like a fairy tale.
Tammy stinks.
[Mark goes up to Tom]
Brendanawicz!
Hey Tom.
Hey, I want you to meet my wife.
Hi, I'm Wendy Haverford.
[shocked because Wendy is attractive] Hi. You're...Tom's wife?
Don't hold it against me.
Look at how hot she is! Isn't that crazy? And she's a surgeon! She makes a ton of money! BAM!
[Mark goes up to April]
This is Derek.
Cool. How long you guys been dating?
We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met, but I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.
I don't want to talk to you.
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