[The Ghost-Monsters are digging a tunnel under PacLand to find the power forest, and they come across...]
Look, roots!
Oh boy! Lets make some "root" beer!
This ain't no time for soda, jerk!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Pac-Man falls into an underground tunnel dug by the Ghost-Monsters.]
Its Pac-Man! Get him!
Well, excuuuuuse me!
[Pac-Man zips off, and the Ghost-Monsters chase him.]
Little Pac-Man had to scram...
So he would not get whomped.
SSue
But everywhere that Packy ran...
The Ghost-Monsters chomped and chomped!
[The Ghost-Monsters overtake Pac-Man, and Clyde gives him a big crunch. Woozy and weak, the chomped Pac-Man wobbles on shaky legs and then falls, splatting to the ground on his belly.]
Ha ha! We got 'im!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters confront Neander Pac-Man, who has discovered a power-pellet tree but cannot discover any practical use for the power-pellets.]
Alright, Neander nut, we got you now!
SSue
Unh, start chomping!
[The 4 male Cave Ghost-Monsters prepare to chomp on Sue!]
SSue
Not me, you fossil brains! We're supposed to chomp Neander Pac-Man!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters back down before chomping her.]
Oh, that makes sense!
NPNeander Pac-Man
Hope you guys don't mind if I make a fast exit!
[Neander Pac-Man runs for it.]
Him g-g-gettin' away!
Argh, let's get him!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters chase Neander Pac-Man and begin to cut off his escape routes. Clyde ambushes Neander Pac-Man from ahead.]
Aaargh!
NPNeander Pac-Man
Uh oh! Better try this way!
[Neander Pac-Man stops abruptly and runs the other way, but Pinky ambushes him from behind some rocks.]
Raawwrgh!
NPNeander Pac-Man
Yow! Wrong way!
[Neander Pac-Man backs away and bumps against the trunk of the power-pellet tree. He is trapped and surrounded by the Cave Ghost-Monsters.]
NPNeander Pac-Man
HELLLLP!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters pounce on Neander Pac-Man and chomp him. When the crunching is done, Neander Pac-Man stumbles dizzily for a moment before plopping to the ground in a helpless daze.]
Ha! We show him!
Yeah! We make world's first chomp! [Laughs.]
Oh gosh, isn't this exiting Packy? Me in the movies!
PMPac-Man
I don't know, Pepper. There's something about those guys I don't like.
Go on Dinky, show that little Pac-pipsqueak who's boss!
DDinky
[to Pac-Baby who is drinking his bottle] OK, you! I'm going to chomp your baby bones.
Goo goo ga goo. Don't count on it.
[Pac-Baby chomps Dinky]
[Dinky cries as his eyeballs float around]
Come on lets get out of here! [He and Ms. Pac-Man grab Pac-Baby and run away]
[Dinky crying, leaving a puddle of tears in the floor]
Some ghost-monster you are!
SSue
[puts a new ghost-suit on Dinky] Aw give the kid a chance.
Come on fellows. Well make a ghost-monster out of Dinky yet.
[Pinky has inflated to giant size and surprises Pac-Man and Ms. Pac.]
Fee Fie Foe Fomp, Pac-Man's gonna get a great big chomp!
[Pac-Man and Ms. Pac are on the run from the Ghost-Monsters.]
Quick, hide behind that pink curtain!
[They zip behind the curtain, but it's not a curtain at all - it's the giant Pinky!]
Duh, looks like it's curtains for you two!
[Pinky pulls aside the lower portion of his sheet to expose the trapped Pac-People, and Clyde, Inky, Blinky, and Sue pounce on them, chomping away. When the crunching is done, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man stumble dizzily and faint, flopping onto their backs.]
Oh boy, oh boy! Clam chowder! My favorite! [a clam in his chowder splashes him in the face with the spoon] A wise guy, huh? I'll fix him! [he tries to smack the clam with his spoon, but splashes more soup on his face] Nya, nya nya! [the clam closes it's shell on his tongue] YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
PMPac-Man
I feel much better!
Perhaps you haven't seen the bill.
[Pac-Man passes out, sobbing on a gurney where a nurse carts him away]
GMGhost-Monsters (variously)
[singing to the tune of the Toreador Song] We'll chomp old Pac-Man, chomp him day and night! You chomp his left side, we'll chomp his right!
Ooh, look, Mama! Big baby wear big diaper!
That's no big baby! That's a Pac-Mummy!
[Chasing the Pac-Family]
Down the hill...
...and after that bum.
Look out Pac-Man...
SSue
...cause here we come!
Oh, what'll we do now? Without some power-pellets, those Ghost-Monsters will chomp us for sure!
[Sue threatens Pac-Man]
SSue
Prepare to be chomped, Pac-fink!
SSue
C'mon, fellas, let's chomp him!
SSue
C'mon, let's quit wasting time and chomp on his bones!
[singing] Dashing through the snow.
O'er the fields we go.
In a three-ghost-monster sleigh.
Chomping all the way. Ho, ho, ho!
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