A character in Pac-Man
Played by Barry Gordon
Pac-Man · 49 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Pac-Man: in 17 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Clyde (13), Sue (11), Pinky (8)
InkyOh boy, oh boy! Clam chowder! My favorite! [a clam in his chowder splashes him in the face with the spoon] A wise guy, huh? I'll fix him! [he tries to smack the clam with his spoon, but splashes more soup on his face] Nya, nya nya! [the clam closes it's shell on his tongue] YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
[The Ghost-Monsters invade the Yellow House]
Uh, what is the meaning of this?
It's quite simple, Mr. President. You're being pac-napped.
InkyYeah, how does that grab you? [chomps the Pac-President]
Inky[he is cooking pancakes that look like Pac-Man] Hey, Clyde, how about a barbecued Pac-Pancake? They look just like Pac-Man. [eats one] Only they don't taste as good as he does.
No thanks. I like chomping on the real thing. [a Frisbee flies in his face] I said I don't want no pancake!
That ain't no pancake Clyde! It's a flying dog set. A slying fog set. It's a...
You silly jerks. This is a frisbee.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
You're gonna be proud of us, boss. We found the Power Forest for you!
Where is it?
Tell him, Inky! [pulls Inky in front of the line]
InkyUh, tell him, Pinky. [pulls Pinky in front of the line]
Tell him, Blinky. [pulls Blinky in front of the line]
I-I w-w-wasn't watching when they drove the crate in. I thought you guys were watching.
InkyI wasn't watching. Were you watching?
Not me. I thought you were watching.
SHUT UP, YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! Fortunately for you, I've got another plan. And my Computerized Earthquake Device for shaking PacLand into a frenzy. The five of you will sneak into the Pac-Museum and steal the Secret Map of PacLand.
Inky[Wearing a baseball glove suit] Hey, Clyde, how do you like my new suit? Fits me like a glove, huh?
That IS a glove, Inky!
InkyOh, so it is. And here, I thought my brains were growing.
Hey, you can't come in here! No ghosts allowed!
Inky, show the nice man our special pass!
InkyIt's in here, see? [points to his own mouth as he opens it wide; the Parking Attendant leans in, peering down Inky's throat; Inky snaps his jaws shut in a vicious chomp, practically chomping the luckless Pac in half; as he withers and deflates and sags listlessly over the counter of his kiosk, the Ghost-Monsters head into the stadium for more chomping]
We're gonna chomp, chomp, chomp...
On your bones, bones, bones.
InkyWe're gonna laugh "ha-ha"...
At your groans, groans, groans!
Wait a minute, we don't need no power forest.
Hmm, he's right. Now that were Super Ghosts, we don't need to follow Mezmaron's orders.
[Mezmaron hears this on his computer screen]
Why, you muteness-little monsters. You better follow my orders, or I'll...
InkyAh, shut up, egghead. Who asked you?
[While chased by the Ghost-Monsters, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are separated. Pac-Man plops into a water fountain and Ms. Pac-Man is caught and held by Sue.]
Well, Ms. Pac-Man, looks like this time, I'm the chomp-or and you're the chompee!
[Sue chomps Ms. Pac-Man, who faints. Pac-Man reacts to seeing his wife getting chomped.]
Oh, yeah? Nobody chomps my Pepper and gets away with it!
[Pac-Man rushes forth.]
Nobody but the Super Ghost-Monsters!
[Clyde freezes the wet Pac-Man in place with a blast of super cold breath. Inky approaches.]
InkyOoh, a pac-sicle!
[Inky grabs Pac-Man's leg and chomps down on it.]
[The Ghost-Monsters chase Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man]
Roses are red...
Pac-Man is yella.
Lets open wide...
InkyAnd chomp on that fella!
[The Pac-People are running as fast as they can. Pac-Man is in the rear, looking back with worry.]
C'mon, step on it, Pepper! They're right behind us!
[Ms. Pac is startled and skids to a halt, and Pac-Man crashes into her. They plop to the ground, and now Pac-Man sees that the Ghost-Monsters have surrounded them.]
And they're right in front of us, too!
[The Ghost-Monsters close in and chomp them silly.]
InkyGosh, there ain't no hiding places around here, nowhere. I know. [he pulls a door out from his ghost-suit, sets it down, opens it, enters and closes it]
[comes up to the door and knocks] Knock knock.
InkyWho's there?
Chomp.
InkyChomp who?
Chomp you! [opens door]
[Inky screams as Pac-Man chomps him]
[The Ghost-Monsters are digging a tunnel under PacLand to find the power forest, and they come across...]
Look, roots!
InkyOh boy! Lets make some "root" beer!
This ain't no time for soda, jerk!
[Pac-Man falls into an underground tunnel dug by the Ghost-Monsters.]
Its Pac-Man! Get him!
Well, excuuuuuse me!
[Pac-Man zips off, and the Ghost-Monsters chase him.]
Little Pac-Man had to scram...
So he would not get whomped.
But everywhere that Packy ran...
InkyThe Ghost-Monsters chomped and chomped!
[The Ghost-Monsters overtake Pac-Man, and Clyde gives him a big crunch. Woozy and weak, the chomped Pac-Man wobbles on shaky legs and then falls, splatting to the ground on his belly.]
InkyHa ha! We got 'im!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters confront Neander Pac-Man, who has discovered a power-pellet tree but cannot discover any practical use for the power-pellets.]
Alright, Neander nut, we got you now!
Unh, start chomping!
[The 4 male Cave Ghost-Monsters prepare to chomp on Sue!]
Not me, you fossil brains! We're supposed to chomp Neander Pac-Man!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters back down before chomping her.]
InkyOh, that makes sense!
Hope you guys don't mind if I make a fast exit!
[Neander Pac-Man runs for it.]
Him g-g-gettin' away!
Argh, let's get him!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters chase Neander Pac-Man and begin to cut off his escape routes. Clyde ambushes Neander Pac-Man from ahead.]
Aaargh!
Uh oh! Better try this way!
[Neander Pac-Man stops abruptly and runs the other way, but Pinky ambushes him from behind some rocks.]
Raawwrgh!
Yow! Wrong way!
[Neander Pac-Man backs away and bumps against the trunk of the power-pellet tree. He is trapped and surrounded by the Cave Ghost-Monsters.]
HELLLLP!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters pounce on Neander Pac-Man and chomp him. When the crunching is done, Neander Pac-Man stumbles dizzily for a moment before plopping to the ground in a helpless daze.]
Ha! We show him!
Yeah! We make world's first chomp! [Laughs.]
[Chasing the Pac-Family]
Down the hill...
Inky...and after that bum.
Look out Pac-Man...
...cause here we come!
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