Scenes with Clyde 20
PMPac-Man
YIKES! [crashes on a trash can] Next time I take a ride like that, I'm bringing a parachute!
ClydeThere ain't going to be any next time Pac-Man, cause we're gonna chomp all over you!
[Ms. Pac-Man arrives]
That's what you think, creepos!
[patting Pac-Man's head] Are you alright, Packy, darling?
PMPac-Man
Well, I was feeling a bit run down, but now that you're here, Pepper, I'm feeling much better!
Clyde
Good! Now, we can chomp BOTH o' yous!
I wouldn't be too sure about that!
Clyde
We're taking you for a little ride! [laughs evilly] And if you don't tell us were the power forest is, Pinky lets go!
Oh, if Pinky lets go, what happens to us?
Clyde
Don't ask dumb questions!
[he is cooking pancakes that look like Pac-Man] Hey, Clyde, how about a barbecued Pac-Pancake? They look just like Pac-Man. [eats one] Only they don't taste as good as he does.
Clyde
No thanks. I like chomping on the real thing. [a Frisbee flies in his face] I said I don't want no pancake!
That ain't no pancake Clyde! It's a flying dog set. A slying fog set. It's a...
You silly jerks. This is a frisbee.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
Clyde
You're gonna be proud of us, boss. We found the Power Forest for you!
Clyde
Tell him, Inky! [pulls Inky in front of the line]
Uh, tell him, Pinky. [pulls Pinky in front of the line]
Tell him, Blinky. [pulls Blinky in front of the line]
I-I w-w-wasn't watching when they drove the crate in. I thought you guys were watching.
I wasn't watching. Were you watching?
Not me. I thought you were watching.
SHUT UP, YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! Fortunately for you, I've got another plan. And my Computerized Earthquake Device for shaking PacLand into a frenzy. The five of you will sneak into the Pac-Museum and steal the Secret Map of PacLand.
[Wearing a baseball glove suit] Hey, Clyde, how do you like my new suit? Fits me like a glove, huh?
Clyde
That IS a glove, Inky!
Oh, so it is. And here, I thought my brains were growing.
Duh, the stadium's just around the bend, Clyde!
Clyde
Good! Messin' up PacLand's World Series is gonna be almost as much fun as chompin' Pac-Man!
PMPac-Man
Uh, we've got company for lunch.
Oh, but there aren't enough power pellets.
PMPac-Man
No problem. They don't wanna eat with us - they just wanna eat us!
Clyde
That's right! And don't bother settin' the table. We're just gonna chomp and run! [Clyde chomps Pac-Man, who collapses onto the floor in a helpless lump]
PMPac-Man
Oh, whoa... I feel dizzy...
GMGhost-Monsters (except Pinky)
[singing to the tune of Heigh-Ho] Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It's off to chomp we go! [knock on a door, which Morris answers] Trick or chomp!
MMorris
Aw, isn't that cute? You kids look just like the Ghost-Monsters.
Clyde
Wrong, pac-dunce. We are the Ghost-Monsters!
[The Ghost-Monsters chomp Morris, who falls in a daze]
Clyde
We're gonna chomp, chomp, chomp...
On your bones, bones, bones.
We're gonna laugh "ha-ha"...
At your groans, groans, groans!
Clyde
Wait a minute, we don't need no power forest.
Hmm, he's right. Now that were Super Ghosts, we don't need to follow Mezmaron's orders.
[Mezmaron hears this on his computer screen]
Why, you muteness-little monsters. You better follow my orders, or I'll...
Ah, shut up, egghead. Who asked you?
[While chased by the Ghost-Monsters, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are separated. Pac-Man plops into a water fountain and Ms. Pac-Man is caught and held by Sue.]
Well, Ms. Pac-Man, looks like this time, I'm the chomp-or and you're the chompee!
[Sue chomps Ms. Pac-Man, who faints. Pac-Man reacts to seeing his wife getting chomped.]
Oh, yeah? Nobody chomps my Pepper and gets away with it!
[Pac-Man rushes forth.]
Clyde
Nobody but the Super Ghost-Monsters!
[Clyde freezes the wet Pac-Man in place with a blast of super cold breath. Inky approaches.]
[Inky grabs Pac-Man's leg and chomps down on it.]
[The Ghost-Monsters chase Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man]
Clyde
Pac-Man is yella.
[The Pac-People are running as fast as they can. Pac-Man is in the rear, looking back with worry.]
PMPac-Man
C'mon, step on it, Pepper! They're right behind us!
[Ms. Pac is startled and skids to a halt, and Pac-Man crashes into her. They plop to the ground, and now Pac-Man sees that the Ghost-Monsters have surrounded them.]
And they're right in front of us, too!
[The Ghost-Monsters close in and chomp them silly.]
[The Ghost-Monsters are digging a tunnel under PacLand to find the power forest, and they come across...]
Oh boy! Lets make some "root" beer!
Clyde
This ain't no time for soda, jerk!
[Pac-Man falls into an underground tunnel dug by the Ghost-Monsters.]
[Pac-Man zips off, and the Ghost-Monsters chase him.]
Clyde
Little Pac-Man had to scram...
So he would not get whomped.
But everywhere that Packy ran...
The Ghost-Monsters chomped and chomped!
[The Ghost-Monsters overtake Pac-Man, and Clyde gives him a big crunch. Woozy and weak, the chomped Pac-Man wobbles on shaky legs and then falls, splatting to the ground on his belly.]
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters confront Neander Pac-Man, who has discovered a power-pellet tree but cannot discover any practical use for the power-pellets.]
Clyde
Alright, Neander nut, we got you now!
[The 4 male Cave Ghost-Monsters prepare to chomp on Sue!]
Not me, you fossil brains! We're supposed to chomp Neander Pac-Man!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters back down before chomping her.]
NPNeander Pac-Man
Hope you guys don't mind if I make a fast exit!
[Neander Pac-Man runs for it.]
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters chase Neander Pac-Man and begin to cut off his escape routes. Clyde ambushes Neander Pac-Man from ahead.]
Clyde
Aaargh!
NPNeander Pac-Man
Uh oh! Better try this way!
[Neander Pac-Man stops abruptly and runs the other way, but Pinky ambushes him from behind some rocks.]
NPNeander Pac-Man
Yow! Wrong way!
[Neander Pac-Man backs away and bumps against the trunk of the power-pellet tree. He is trapped and surrounded by the Cave Ghost-Monsters.]
NPNeander Pac-Man
HELLLLP!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters pounce on Neander Pac-Man and chomp him. When the crunching is done, Neander Pac-Man stumbles dizzily for a moment before plopping to the ground in a helpless daze.]
Clyde
Ha! We show him!
Yeah! We make world's first chomp! [Laughs.]
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