[Pinky has inflated to giant size and surprises Pac-Man and Ms. Pac.]
PinkyFee Fie Foe Fomp, Pac-Man's gonna get a great big chomp!
A character in Pac-Man
Played by Chuck McCann
Pac-Man · 49 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Pac-Man: in 13 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Clyde (9), Inky (8), Sue (7)
[Pinky has inflated to giant size and surprises Pac-Man and Ms. Pac.]
PinkyFee Fie Foe Fomp, Pac-Man's gonna get a great big chomp!
[The Ghost-Monsters get into new ghost-suits]
PinkyHiya, boss. You'll never guess how we messed up this time.
I don't have to guess. I saw it all – on my PacLand spy satellite.
PinkyOh, me on TV? How did I look, Mezmaron? [chuckles]
SHUT UP! I've been stopped from finding PacLand's hidden Power Forest. Once I control all the Power Pellets, I'll be the master of PacLand.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
You're gonna be proud of us, boss. We found the Power Forest for you!
Where is it?
Tell him, Inky! [pulls Inky in front of the line]
Uh, tell him, Pinky. [pulls Pinky in front of the line]
PinkyTell him, Blinky. [pulls Blinky in front of the line]
I-I w-w-wasn't watching when they drove the crate in. I thought you guys were watching.
I wasn't watching. Were you watching?
PinkyNot me. I thought you were watching.
SHUT UP, YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! Fortunately for you, I've got another plan. And my Computerized Earthquake Device for shaking PacLand into a frenzy. The five of you will sneak into the Pac-Museum and steal the Secret Map of PacLand.
PinkyDuh, the stadium's just around the bend, Clyde!
Good! Messin' up PacLand's World Series is gonna be almost as much fun as chompin' Pac-Man!
Come on, Ghost-face! Put one over me!
PinkyHe'll never hit my cyclone-ball. [winds up, and throws the ball away from the plate]
Strike one!
Whaaat?!
Oh, talking back to the umpire huh? Make that strike two!
We're gonna chomp, chomp, chomp...
PinkyOn your bones, bones, bones.
We're gonna laugh "ha-ha"...
At your groans, groans, groans!
[The Ghost-Monsters chase Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man]
Roses are red...
Pac-Man is yella.
PinkyLets open wide...
And chomp on that fella!
[The Pac-People are running as fast as they can. Pac-Man is in the rear, looking back with worry.]
C'mon, step on it, Pepper! They're right behind us!
[Ms. Pac is startled and skids to a halt, and Pac-Man crashes into her. They plop to the ground, and now Pac-Man sees that the Ghost-Monsters have surrounded them.]
And they're right in front of us, too!
[The Ghost-Monsters close in and chomp them silly.]
[Pac-Man falls into an underground tunnel dug by the Ghost-Monsters.]
Its Pac-Man! Get him!
Well, excuuuuuse me!
[Pac-Man zips off, and the Ghost-Monsters chase him.]
Little Pac-Man had to scram...
PinkySo he would not get whomped.
But everywhere that Packy ran...
The Ghost-Monsters chomped and chomped!
[The Ghost-Monsters overtake Pac-Man, and Clyde gives him a big crunch. Woozy and weak, the chomped Pac-Man wobbles on shaky legs and then falls, splatting to the ground on his belly.]
Ha ha! We got 'im!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters confront Neander Pac-Man, who has discovered a power-pellet tree but cannot discover any practical use for the power-pellets.]
Alright, Neander nut, we got you now!
Unh, start chomping!
[The 4 male Cave Ghost-Monsters prepare to chomp on Sue!]
Not me, you fossil brains! We're supposed to chomp Neander Pac-Man!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters back down before chomping her.]
Oh, that makes sense!
Hope you guys don't mind if I make a fast exit!
[Neander Pac-Man runs for it.]
Him g-g-gettin' away!
PinkyArgh, let's get him!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters chase Neander Pac-Man and begin to cut off his escape routes. Clyde ambushes Neander Pac-Man from ahead.]
Aaargh!
Uh oh! Better try this way!
[Neander Pac-Man stops abruptly and runs the other way, but Pinky ambushes him from behind some rocks.]
PinkyRaawwrgh!
Yow! Wrong way!
[Neander Pac-Man backs away and bumps against the trunk of the power-pellet tree. He is trapped and surrounded by the Cave Ghost-Monsters.]
HELLLLP!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters pounce on Neander Pac-Man and chomp him. When the crunching is done, Neander Pac-Man stumbles dizzily for a moment before plopping to the ground in a helpless daze.]
Ha! We show him!
Yeah! We make world's first chomp! [Laughs.]
[Pac-Man and Ms. Pac are on the run from the Ghost-Monsters.]
Quick, hide behind that pink curtain!
[They zip behind the curtain, but it's not a curtain at all - it's the giant Pinky!]
PinkyDuh, looks like it's curtains for you two!
[Pinky pulls aside the lower portion of his sheet to expose the trapped Pac-People, and Clyde, Inky, Blinky, and Sue pounce on them, chomping away. When the crunching is done, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man stumble dizzily and faint, flopping onto their backs.]
[Chasing the Pac-Family]
Down the hill...
...and after that bum.
PinkyLook out Pac-Man...
...cause here we come!
[singing] Dashing through the snow.
O'er the fields we go.
PinkyIn a three-ghost-monster sleigh.
Chomping all the way. Ho, ho, ho!
Forget it, Pac-Man. Your clever talk ain't going to get you out of this mess.
But wait, you don't understand! I'm not doing this for me. Just think of all the millions of deserving children around the world who wont get their Christmas presents, if you open your mouths instead of your hearts.
[Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Sue start to cry]
Ah, what a bunch of humbug.
Aw! [sniffles] Give the guy a break, Clyde!
PinkyYeah! [sobs] Think of all the little kids, Clyde!
And the big kids too, Clyde!
Alright, already! [to Pac-Man] Just this once, Pac-Man. But remember, when Christmas is over, we'll be back.
Aw, thanks. You won't regret this.
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