[The Ghost-Monsters invade the Yellow House]
Uh, what is the meaning of this?
SSue
It's quite simple, Mr. President. You're being pac-napped.
Yeah, how does that grab you? [chomps the Pac-President]
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PMPac-Man
YIKES! [crashes on a trash can] Next time I take a ride like that, I'm bringing a parachute!
There ain't going to be any next time Pac-Man, cause we're gonna chomp all over you!
[Ms. Pac-Man arrives]
That's what you think, creepos!
SSue
It's Ms. Pac-Man!
[patting Pac-Man's head] Are you alright, Packy, darling?
PMPac-Man
Well, I was feeling a bit run down, but now that you're here, Pepper, I'm feeling much better!
Good! Now, we can chomp BOTH o' yous!
I wouldn't be too sure about that!
[The Ghost-Monsters get into new ghost-suits]
Hiya, boss. You'll never guess how we messed up this time.
I don't have to guess. I saw it all – on my PacLand spy satellite.
Oh, me on TV? How did I look, Mezmaron? [chuckles]
SHUT UP! I've been stopped from finding PacLand's hidden Power Forest. Once I control all the Power Pellets, I'll be the master of PacLand.
We're taking you for a little ride! [laughs evilly] And if you don't tell us were the power forest is, Pinky lets go!
Oh, if Pinky lets go, what happens to us?
Don't ask dumb questions!
[he is cooking pancakes that look like Pac-Man] Hey, Clyde, how about a barbecued Pac-Pancake? They look just like Pac-Man. [eats one] Only they don't taste as good as he does.
No thanks. I like chomping on the real thing. [a Frisbee flies in his face] I said I don't want no pancake!
That ain't no pancake Clyde! It's a flying dog set. A slying fog set. It's a...
SSue
You silly jerks. This is a frisbee.
Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?
You're gonna be proud of us, boss. We found the Power Forest for you!
Where is it?
Tell him, Inky! [pulls Inky in front of the line]
Uh, tell him, Pinky. [pulls Pinky in front of the line]
Tell him, Blinky. [pulls Blinky in front of the line]
I-I w-w-wasn't watching when they drove the crate in. I thought you guys were watching.
I wasn't watching. Were you watching?
Not me. I thought you were watching.
SHUT UP, YOU BLUNDERING FOOLS! Fortunately for you, I've got another plan. And my Computerized Earthquake Device for shaking PacLand into a frenzy. The five of you will sneak into the Pac-Museum and steal the Secret Map of PacLand.
[Wearing a baseball glove suit] Hey, Clyde, how do you like my new suit? Fits me like a glove, huh?
That IS a glove, Inky!
Oh, so it is. And here, I thought my brains were growing.
Oh, no! Pepper's back. If she finds out I lost Pac-Baby, I'm in big trouble.
[Pac-Man's teeth chatters as Chomp-Chomp the dog starts chewing on Pac-Man's foot]
Don't bother me, Chomp-Chomp! I got to find the baby!
Did I hear Pac-Baby cough? You didn't let him wander in the yard and catch a cold, did you?
PMPac-Man
Of course not, dear. That was me. I sneezed.
Duh, the stadium's just around the bend, Clyde!
Good! Messin' up PacLand's World Series is gonna be almost as much fun as chompin' Pac-Man!
PAParking Attendant
Hey, you can't come in here! No ghosts allowed!
SSue
Inky, show the nice man our special pass!
It's in here, see? [points to his own mouth as he opens it wide; the Parking Attendant leans in, peering down Inky's throat; Inky snaps his jaws shut in a vicious chomp, practically chomping the luckless Pac in half; as he withers and deflates and sags listlessly over the counter of his kiosk, the Ghost-Monsters head into the stadium for more chomping]
SSue
I've got to get out of here before I get caught! [runs into Pac-Man's baseball glove]
You just did! [throws her to Ms. Pac-Man for the chomp]
Come on, Ghost-face! Put one over me!
He'll never hit my cyclone-ball. [winds up, and throws the ball away from the plate]
SSue
Strike one!
Whaaat?!
SSue
Oh, talking back to the umpire huh? Make that strike two!
Go Packy, GO!
What's up Packy?
PMPac-Man
Ahhh! Oh, it's only you, Pepper.
What have you got in the sack, Pac?
PMPac-Man
Shh. They're Super-Powered Power Pellet Seeds.
Super-Powered Power Pellet See---?!?
PMPac-Man
Shh! If Mezmaron and his Ghost-Monsters ever found these, they could grow their own Super-Powered Power Pellet Forest.
Oh, my!
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