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S1 E15Unfinished Business

It closed. Forty over asking.

Jonah was born in that house.

And Charlotte was born in another one. We sold that, too. You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye.

[sighs] I've been thinking about this a lot. And I, I know that we're not in the best...I know that trust isn't at its, you know, zenith.

Spit it out, Wendy.

If we were to unsentimentally consider how to protect this little nest egg, for the sake of the kids, given that the Feds have been to our house.

Are you saying you wanna put the assets in your name?

Seems like the smart thing to do.

That's never gonna happen.

If you get arrested, they can freeze everything.

That's not gonna happen, either.

What if I, uh What if we did something with the money? Maybe real estate?

Real estate.

As an investment.

Wendy, I'm trying to save our fucking lives here, not help your new career.

[on the phone] How's my money, Marty?

Um, it's good. Uh, it's better than expected. It's starting to move.

I haven't even seen a million yet. So when you say "It's starting to move," what do you mean, like, it's "Check is in the mail"?

Uh, you're gonna have, um, 500 small in 48 hours.

The deal was eight large, okay? This is feeling like a slow trickle.

You know, it's not even, uh, Fourth of July.

Ah, American Independence Day.

That's right.

You know what else comes in July?

Uh, I don't, no.

My birthday. You wanna know what I want for my birthday?

I want a good night's sleep a good shit and several million clean from you.

I can help with the last.

Just admit it, Marty. You're fucked. We're gonna kill your family, gently, and be done with all this madness.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say to that.

This is your clinical trial. This is your experiment and, truth be told, I don't like experiments. They constipate me.

Just trust me.

No, Marty, I used to trust you. [sighs] Now I don't know.

I've been trying to tell you since yesterday about that half-built house on Sunrise Beach.

Mm-hmm. What about it?

Well, I used the money from the Chicago house and I bought it. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you can inflate construction costs and launder money through it. And quite frankly, I don't give a shit if you like it or not. 'Cause I feel pretty good about it. It's a good idea, and I did it for our family. What'd you do today - for our family?

Bought a strip club.

Don't swim past that red buoy. Boats come out of nowhere, they'll sweep you up in their wake. Take a month to fish out all your tender little bits and pieces. Not that I'd miss you, but if you cost me the last good month of boating in my life, I promise I'll piss on your grave every last day until I die.

Yeah, well, what makes you think they'd find enough to bury me before you drop dead?

[teaching Noah to shoot] Now that's what I love about watermelon. They approximate the water content of a human body. [shoots the watermelon] Not that I advocate that, but... [chuckles]

[to Ruth] The fact is, you ain't nothing but a Jheri-curled nancy, just using mind games to fucking buy more time. Fact is we should have never let a little bitch do a man's job.

You know, they always leave, Charlotte. That's the difference between us and them. And you guess you're one of us now.

I miss my friends.

Your friends are always gonna be your friends, no matter what.

You don't know that. You made it so that I can't tell them anything. I have to pretend like the worst, scariest, most damaging thing in my life is actually fucking awesome.

MYMason Young

Peter came to me last night in a dream and told me that this community wants a church.

Peter?

MYMason Young

Peter, the apostle. The rock on which the church was built.

Right.

MYMason Young

Well, sewage was so different back then, you know?

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