Camino Del Rio quotes from Ozark

Camino Del Rio

[to his bookeeper] You see, the feds were snooping around, which caused you to make some piss-poor attempt to cover your tracks. Which allowed a shrewd person like Marty Byrde to identify your shoddy work and thieving ways. Which then inspires me to pursue Mr. Byrde, and this allows me to dispense with you. Isn't that something, huh? The wonderful convergence between cause and effect, and a bit of good luck. Bad luck in your case, Louis. The universe is a funny, funny place with all of its chaos.

Camino Del Rio

[on the phone] How's my money, Marty?

Marty Byrde

Um, it's good. Uh, it's better than expected. It's starting to move.

Camino Del Rio

I haven't even seen a million yet. So when you say "It's starting to move," what do you mean, like, it's "Check is in the mail"?

Marty Byrde

Uh, you're gonna have, um, 500 small in 48 hours.

Camino Del Rio

The deal was eight large, okay? This is feeling like a slow trickle.

Marty Byrde

You know, it's not even, uh, Fourth of July.

Camino Del Rio

Ah, American Independence Day.

Marty Byrde

That's right.

Camino Del Rio

You know what else comes in July?

Marty Byrde

Uh, I don't, no.

Camino Del Rio

My birthday. You wanna know what I want for my birthday?

Marty Byrde

No.

Camino Del Rio

I want a good night's sleep a good shit and several million clean from you.

Marty Byrde

I can help with the last.

Camino Del Rio

Just admit it, Marty. You're fucked. We're gonna kill your family, gently, and be done with all this madness.

Marty Byrde

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say to that.

Camino Del Rio

This is your clinical trial. This is your experiment and, truth be told, I don't like experiments. They constipate me.

Marty Byrde

Just trust me.

Camino Del Rio

No, Marty, I used to trust you. [sighs] Now I don't know.

Camino Del Rio

Grab what you can while you can.

Marty Byrde

I, just, uh, you know...

Camino Del Rio

What? The risks?

Marty Byrde

Yes.

Camino Del Rio

Well, I understand, but you only really have to worry about the risks if you are careless or dumb. And you're neither.

Marty Byrde

[having just witnessed a murder and mutilation] Jesus Christ!

[holding up eyeballs] What d'you want me to do with 'em?

Camino Del Rio

Save them for a rainy day. [to Marty] You don't know how wonderful it is to have someone on board that I can trust.