Rachel Garrison quotes from Ozark

Marty Byrde

Listen, we need to increase traffic. Um what do we have that no other place does?

Rachel Garrison

Uh, an investor that knows absolutely nothing about the Ozarks.

Rachel Garrison

Does Wyatt have a will?

Ruth Langmore

Kid ate spaghetti out of a can and used a screwdriver to start his car. What do you think?

Rachel Garrison

You talk to a lawyer?

Ruth Langmore

No. Last time I spoke to a lawyer, she water-boarded me. Not really my kind of people.

Ruth Langmore

How many guys get with pet pythons have you dated?

Rachel Garrison

If I said three, would you judge me?

Ruth Langmore

Yes.

Rachel Garrison

Two, then.

Ruth Langmore

I've been in the system somewhere since I was three years old crawling around through cat flaps for my daddy. Yeah. The judge is gonna take one look at me and know exactly what I am.

Rachel Garrison

Ruth, you own half the land in the county. You operate an almost successful motel. You are a goddamn redneck success story.