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Wendy Byrde quotes from Ozark

Played by Laura Linney · 42 quotes · page 3 of 3

Wendy Byrde

Played by Laura Linney

Ozark · 112 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Ozark: in 42 of its 112 quotes
Most scenes with: Marty Byrde (23), Charlotte Byrde (6), Helen Pierce (4)

Scenes with Wendy Byrde 38

Wendy Byrde

How is your ex? Is he still in the hospital?

He is, and doing about as well as he should be. How are you and Marty?

Wendy Byrde

We're okay. We're-- We're good. We're just... We're a little disconnected at the moment.

Ah. Same thing happened to us. When I started eclipsing him professionally, he was no longer interested in me sexually.

Wendy Byrde

Oh, I'd hardly say I'm eclipsing him.

Oh, please!

Wendy Byrde

No, we can't do any of this without him.

Few people get my client's attention the way you have.

Wendy Byrde

And should I be worried about that?

What, his attention?

Wendy Byrde

Mm-hmm.

Only if you fuck up.

I'm just asking for your help.

Wendy Byrde

Actually, you're not. You're going behind my back to expressly do what you know we are not allowed to do.

Because you won't help. Do you not see a pattern here?

Wendy Byrde

You've done nothing but fight me on this. And now, now you want unfettered access to the very thing you've tried to undermine since the very beginning.

I don't want-- I need access, Wendy. We need access.

Wendy Byrde

We have made promises to our shareholders about this casino, and I don't think-- I don't think we want to annoy our shareholders.

What would you have me do?

Wendy Byrde

I don't feel very compelled to help you right now. I just had a very interesting conversation with Frank. From Kansas City.

Oh, yeah?

Wendy Byrde

Hmm. And you do...you do realize what a magnificently stupid and dangerous thing it was that you did in Kansas, right?

I pleaded with you, "Please don't do this. Please do not get us further in on this." Remember that?

Wendy Byrde

Yeah. And because you didn't get your way, you went behind my back to sabotage me.

I was trying to protect our family, Wendy. That's it.

Wendy Byrde

That is such-- That is such a tired...

Is it? Okay.

Wendy Byrde

...tired excuse. Yeah. You know what you like to do? You like to control your family.

I'm asking you for fucking help on a problem that you created, and you're not helping. That's the whole story.

Wendy Byrde

To you.

[on the phone] Well, you closed down the new casino, Wendy.

Wendy Byrde

I have a plan.

Plan. Yeah. Well, your plan is bleeding my money every day.

Wendy Byrde

You've trusted me so far.

I don't trust you. I trust my opinion of you. So, please, the next time we talk, I want to hear that you closed this deal, and, Wendy... Well, if you can't get what you want with reason, then...

Wendy Byrde

Yes.

[inhales] ...you'll have to get it with force.

[on the phone] Wendy. How are you?

Wendy Byrde

Better. Thank you.

It's been a very difficult time, I know, and I'm sorry that you had to go through it.

Wendy Byrde

I appreciate that.

I think you're going to be very pleased because I have been thinking about the question you asked. "What's next?" Do you know what a charro is, Wendy?

Wendy Byrde

Uh, cowboy?

A Mexican cowboy. And my grandfather, well...he was a charro, and nothing would impress him more to know that I was the proud owner of an American horse farm. And it would make a beautiful piece in the legitimate empire that you are building.

Wendy Byrde

We can certainly start to look into that right away.

I have one in mind already. The best one in Kentucky. They're expecting a visit from you this afternoon, and, Wendy...uh, this is the one I want, so...you and Marty, you must get it for me. ¿Sí?

Wendy Byrde

Of course.

Something is wrong. You're not happy.

Wendy Byrde

No, I am. Very. I just-- I just have... I just want to know... Why did you let Marty come home?

Do you not want your husband back?

Wendy Byrde

No, of course I did. We all did. It's just...We didn't pass your test.

Marty passed. I didn't know him, now I do, and you're very lucky, because he's just like me.

Wendy Byrde

How so?

He wants to win.

Wendy Byrde

Are you really okay? This doesn't feel like something you'd get over in a day.

Well, it was-- it was hell. I wasn't lying, and I-- I told the kids that, but, um... Wendy, this might have been the best thing that could have ever happened. I spent a decade afraid of something, and when it finally arrived, it wasn't at all what I thought it would be. And I wasn't who I thought I would be.

Wendy Byrde

What does that mean?

It means you were right. Me burying my head in the sand wasn't gonna keep us safe, but I figured out what is.

Wendy Byrde

What's that?

I'm gonna turn Agent Miller. I'm gonna put her in our pocket. That's what I told Navarro. That's what got me out.

Wendy Byrde

The warrant is gonna expire in a couple of weeks. If we just wait it out, she'll be gone.

They're gonna keep coming back. That's what Maya said, that this is gonna be a long play for them.

Wendy Byrde

"Maya"?

Yeah. Yeah, that's what she said. Years. We'll never know when the hammer's gonna fall, and she's very... she's very good. [laughs] I don't know if I can stay in front of her. But if we own her... all the anxiety goes away. Wendy, if you want safety, if you want to get the kids out, this is it. You hear me?

Wendy Byrde

People...People don't just turn an FBI agent.

Right.

Wendy Byrde

So why don't we just...take a breath...

What are you doing?

Wendy Byrde

...be still.

Don't do that. You asked me to get involved, and this is what it looks like. This is me supporting you, Wendy.

Wendy Byrde

[on the phone] Why didn't you tell me you wanted to butcher a horse?

How did you get this number, Wendy?

Wendy Byrde

This was supposed to be a legitimate expansion. A legitimate business and you've just ruined it.

The horse is still alive. I own the farm. Everything about this is legitimate.

Wendy Byrde

The horse is gravely damaged. The owner here is devastated. You've just undermined everything we've been working on. We're supposed to be partners.

Partners? No, no, no. You exist for me to use! What did you think, huh? That because you are American, you are not gonna get your hands dirty? Wendy, if I am at war, you're at war! We're not partners. I own you! And if you call me again like this, I will make sure that you remember that.

Remember in Chicago when they were like 10 and 7, and they wanted to know what murder was?

Wendy Byrde

Vaguely.

And Jonah asked, if someone's driving and they hit somebody who was walking, was that murder?

Wendy Byrde

And I said no, it was manslaughter.

He kept saying it over and over again. Manslaughter. Manslaughter...

Wendy Byrde

Why are you remembering this now?

And Charlotte realized it was "mans laughter". It was funny.

[enters the Byrde house] Where the fuck is he?! Hmm?!

You all right?

Where's the man?! When you came last night and said all that fucking shit?!

Wendy Byrde

Okay, slow down. What are you talking about?

Lemme get you water.

NO! NO! NO!

Hey, what is going on?

Wyatt! They killed Wyatt. He's dead! He's dead! [stammering] And, and, and, and... And I... And I know you know who did this! You... You tell me who he is. You tell me where he is. You tell me his name. Tell me!

We don't... We don't know. I'm sorry.

[Ruth becomes furious and aims her rifle to Marty]

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You're a fuckin' liar!!! And I'm gonna kill you!!! I'm gonna kill you if you don't tell me!!!

[trying to calm Ruth down] Ruth! No, you won't! No, you are not! Relax!

Wendy Byrde

Listen to me! Listen to me! We don't know anyone who would want to kill Wyatt! Maybe the... the KC Mob?

This wasn't the fucking KC Mob! and they killed Darlene too! You know anybody else who might wanna kill her? Huh?! YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!

Wendy Byrde

Okay, listen. Listen to me. I'm sorry this is happening. You need to calm down.

I'll tell you his name.

Wendy Byrde

No, you will not.

His name is Javi Elizondro. Okay, I'll tell you everything I know.

Wendy Byrde

Okay, look. That man... That man works for the FBI, and he runs a drug cartel. So even if he is responsible, he is not...

[to Ruth] Ruth, Ruth, Ruth. Do not hurt this man.

Or what!? Your whole fucking family will be murdered, huh!? If you want to STOP ME! You're gonna have to FUCKING KILL ME!!!

[Ruth leaves the Byrde house and gets back to her car]

[stops Ruth] Ruth. Ruth, you can't drive like this! Not with Zeke in the car.

No! You're gonna step the fuck back from me, or I'm gonna take this fuckin' rifle and blow your fuckin' guts out all over the FUCKIN' YARD!!!

ADAsshole Driver

[honking excessively]

Okay, all right, that'll do it.

Wendy Byrde

Marty! Marty!

You, asshole, get out of your fucking car and come tell me what the fucking problem is.

Wendy Byrde

Marty!

Wendy.

Wendy Byrde

What are you doing?

For once in your life listen to me and get back inside.

Wendy Byrde

What are you gonna do? You're gonna punch the guy?

I just might. What's the problem?

ADAsshole Driver

How about you learn how to fucking drive?

Wendy Byrde

Oh, hey, you!

Come show me how.

Wendy Byrde

[to the asshole] Shut the fuck up. Get back in your car.

ADAsshole Driver

Bitch, fuck off.

Wendy Byrde

What?

Hey, talk to her like that one more time, I make a single phone call and have you killed.

ADAsshole Driver

What the fuck did you just say?

You heard me. Want me to repeat it?

Wendy Byrde

Get back in your fucking car.

ADAsshole Driver

Fuck you, bitch.

Wendy Byrde

Oh, suck my cock, asshole!

[punches asshole driver] Shit! [gets in a fight with asshole driver, Marty keeps beating the asshole until bystanders stop the fight, then walks off]

MSMel Sattem

You don't get it, do you? You don't get to win. You don't get to be the Kochs or the Kennedys or whatever fucking royalty you people think you are. World doesn't work like that.

Wendy Byrde

Since when?

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