Oz · Season 1
We gotta make him think that we're enemies. Keep him off guard until we kill him.
We kill him, the mob kills us.
They won't know. Not if we put this in his food.
Glass?
We make it fine, he won't be able to taste it. Over time, the glass will cut his insides up.
He'll die slowly.
But painfully.
You're one sick mother fucker, O'Reily.
Coming from you, that's a compliment.
(seeing Said is having a heart attack) It is the hand of God! It is the will of Allah!
Call a doctor!
You must go ahead and die.
I hated Myself so I drank too much.And I hated Myself for drinking too much so to punish Myself I drank more.Sister...I don't wanna hate Me any more
I ain't afraid of you.
(begins choking Kenny, yelling) You afraid of this?! Huh?! ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING?!
You gotta love your body because it's all you got to hold on to. It's all you got! I'll make a deal with you: I'll love your body if you love mine!
'At least you got your health.' Don't you hate that? You lose your job, you lose your wife, YOU'RE IN PRISON, and some punk ass do gooder says 'At least you got your health' like that's supposed to make you FEEL better! So what if I'm broke? So what if some dealer wants to cap my ass; at least I ain't got a tumor. I swear, the next person to say ALYGYH to me, I'ma make sure they don't have THEIR health much longer.
Do we care for people when they're sick because we actually care about them? Or do we care for them because when our time comes, we want someone to care for us?
You are a sick motherfucker, O'Reily.
Coming from you, that's a compliment.
All those little aches and pains eventually, they add up to something. Body - body, mind, they gotta work together or they don't work at all. You gotta take care of your body. You gotta take care of your mind. You gotta LOVE your body. Most people don't. Most people HATE their bodies. You gotta get your MIND to love your body. Even if you're fat around the middle, or even if things don't work like they're supposed to - you've gotta LOVE your body. 'Cause it's all you've got to hold on to. It's all you've got. I'll make a deal with you: I'll love your body, if you love mine.
This is my tooth. It was in my head. This tooth and I have been together since we were kids. This tooth chewed on my mom.
You should sell it.
Sell it?
Sell it. The tooth from the mouth of Donald Groves? Do you know how much that's worth on the open market?
How much?
Plenty.
Who'd wanna buy my tooth?
Collectors.
Collectors?
Collectors. People collect everything. Stamps, salt and pepper shakers, World's Fair tchochkes. Some people collect crime stuff. Lindbergh ladder, Ted Bundy's toenail clippings, and this.
We'd have to get a fence, right?
We're in prison. How hard's that gonna be?
Ross, if we get a good price, I still got 30 more.
Husseini Mershah! You saw that I was dying and yet you walked away? You wanted me to die!
No, minister--
NO! This man is not our brother! He is our enemy! As of this moment, this man is cast out! No Muslim will speak to him, look him in the eye, or acknowledge him! You wanted the death of another? Well, right now you're dead to us all!
(trying to repeat an Islamic greeting)A-salami-I-like-'em.
(To Groves after He killed her son) You broke God's law:Love thy neighbour.I want to hate You but I can't.I feel pity,tears but no hate.I didn't realise that until now.You're My neighbour and I Love You.And I forgive You with all My heart
You've got to transfer me to another cell block.
All the other cell blocks are full.
Well transfer me to another prison.
Do I look like a travel agent to you?
To Lawrence Smith. A fine man who died too young.
Yeah. Amen.
Here's to Donald Groves, a freak of nature who lived too long.
Yeah, probably.
I killed a man who killed a man. I killed a man. Only maybe I didn't kill him, because they put blanks in one of the rifles so maybe-- I mean, I can never know for sure if I killed him or not. Only not knowing is maybe worse than knowing. Because at least if I knew--
Eddie. Go home.
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