[Wirt and Greg are confronted by the large sentient pumpkin called Enoch]
Now, let's see here, boys. How'd you end up in this little town of ours?
Well, we were trying to get home. We came into town from the woods. Uh, we saw your farms and your houses and thought, "Hey! Here's a normal place with normal people."
And we both stepped on pumpkins!
Yeah, a-and then we heard the music from the barn, and, well, uh... H-how about we just leave?
Now let me get this straight. You come to our town, you trample our crops, you interrupt our private engagement... and now you want to leave?
[nervously] Uh... yes.
You'll never convict! You have no proof! [the Elder Pumpkin holds Beatrice in his straw hands]
This one's trying to escape!
Let me go! I don't know these clowns!
Children, it saddens me that you don't wish to stay here with us, particularly because I simply have to punish you for your transgressions.
I told you this place was bad news!
So by order of the Pottsfield chamber of commerce, I find you guilty of trespassing, destruction of property, [lowers itself down to approach Wirt and Greg closely] disturbing the peace, [darkly] and murder.
[shocked] Murder?!
[chuckles] Oh, no, not murder. But for those other crimes, I sentence you to... a few hours of manual labor.
[surprised] Wait, what? Really? That's it?
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