Greg quotes from Over the Garden Wall

[singing] Oh, potatoes and molasses

Beatrice

Oh, it's you again. I'm stuck. Help me out of here, and I'll owe you a favor.

Whoa! I get a wish?

Beatrice

No, no. no. Not a wish. I'm not magical. I'll just do you a good turn.

Can you turn me into a tiger?

Beatrice

Um, no. I just said I'm not magical.

It doesn't have to be a magical tiger.

Now, let's see here, boys. How'd you end up in this little town of ours?

Wirt

Well, we were trying to get home. We came into town from the woods. Uh, we saw your farms and your houses and thought, "Hey! Here's a normal place with normal people."

And we both stepped on pumpkins!

Wirt

Yeah, a-and then we heard the music from the barn, and, well, uh... H-how about we just leave?

Now let me get this straight. You come to our town, you trample our crops, you interrupt our private engagement... and now you want to leave?

Wirt

[nervously] Uh... yes.

You'll never convict! You have no proof! [the Elder Pumpkin holds Beatrice in his straw hands]

This one's trying to escape!

Beatrice

Let me go! I don't know these clowns!

Children, it saddens me that you don't wish to stay here with us, particularly because I simply have to punish you for your transgressions.

Beatrice

I told you this place was bad news!

So by order of the Pottsfield chamber of commerce, I find you guilty of trespassing, destruction of property, [lowers itself down to approach Wirt and Greg closely] disturbing the peace, [darkly] and murder.

Wirt

[shocked] Murder?!

[chuckles] Oh, no, not murder. But for those other crimes, I sentence you to... a few hours of manual labor.

Wirt

[surprised] Wait, what? Really? That's it?

[singing] Oh, we're going to the Pasture to meet Adelaide and ask her if she has a way to send us back where we came from.

Wirt

[singing] But as for where she is, she is where we will go.

To Adelaide, to Adelaide. C'mon and join the Adelaide Parade. Adelaide, To Adelaide. We're going to Adelaide's house today.

Wirt

Boy. Finally going home.

Wirt, drum me!

Wirt

Okay.

[open his eyes] Are we good?

Wirt

[breathes deeply] I think so.

Beatrice

Wirt, sometimes you have to face your problems. Turn yourself in and get kicked off this boat.

Wirt

Oh no. Beatrice, I'm too young to go to frog jail. [Whimpers]

Hey, why don't you play the bassoon?

Wirt

That'll get us kicked off this boat for sure.

Beatrice

[Gasps in shock] No, Greg's right. You should play it. Go ahead. You'll do fine. You play instruments, right?

Wirt

Yeah, but bassoon and clarinet are way different.

Beatrice

breath it in lady Wirt? Greg? We gotta go

Beatrice

Greg! Wirt! It wasn't what it looks like! I was just--[starts to cry]--please come back! Oh.

Wirt

Hmm.

Wirt, what about Beatrice?

Wirt

Hmm, I shouldn't trusted anyone.

Come out before it is too late! Unlock this door. She will devour you.

Wirt

What is she talking about? [Wirt and Greg notices Lorna transformed into a wicked ghoul, floating above them. They both scream in terror]

More bones to sort.

NOOO!!

I told you boys to stay away from her, but now you've gone and made her wicked again.

Ho-ho! For some reason, I thought that old lady was the people eater, but it was Lorna all along! It just goes to show you stuff. Now I have a plan that'll--

Ho-ho! Your plan was better!

So, what brings you to Cloud City?

Well, I'm supposed to be a leader, but I don't know how.

Why don't you lead our band in a song?

Okay.

Beatrice

Wirt!

Wirt! Wirt?

Wirt

Greg?

Beatrice

Wirt, are you okay? Wirt!

Wirt

Greg? I-I-I--

Beatrice

Where's Greg, Wirt?

Wirt

Beatrice? [Breathing and groans]

Beatrice

[calling] Wirt. Wirt!

Hey, Wirt, whatcha doing?

Wirt

Nothing.

I was helping old lady Daniels rake some leaves in exchange for candy.

Wirt

Greg, it's Halloween. Candy is free.

Oh, look at you. What are you supposed to be?

It's an elephant costume. [Starts trumpeting] Phbt! See my trunk?

Uh... you can let go of my hand now.

Oh... yeah.

You could hold my hand, Funderberker. I don't care.

Hey, isn't that Wirt's little brother?

No. I'm the headless elephant. [Starts to trumpeting]

Beast

Did you fetch for me the Golden Comb?

Will that work?

Beast

This is a honeycomb.

Golden comb of honey. [Giggles]

Beatrice

Greg! Oh! [Whimpers] Oh! [Howls] Greg!

Huh?

Beast

Never mind that, Gregory. You've brought me the first two items--a golden comb and a spoon of silver thread.

Wirt

Our frog.

Our frog!

Our frog?