(when Rodney arrives at the Nag's Head after cleaning Del's recently accquired Capri Ghia) Your finger's bleeding, Rodney.
Yeah, that happened when me hand went straight through the bodywork! I'm bleeding, see! There's blood! Oh yeah. Mike, you got a plaster?
Oi, what do you mean your hand went through straight through the bodywork?
There's a big rust hole in the wing. Boycie's blokes had stuffed it full of newspapers and body-filler and sprayed over it.
That's slanderous, Rodney. That must have happened before I took possession of the vehicle!
They were yesterday's newspapers!
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