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Only Fools and Horses · Season 1, Episode 15

Albert, Tony Angelino and others in “Unfinished Business”

Who's there?

Can I speak to Mr. Twotter?

It's Tony, let him in.

I've come for me money.

All right, not now son. I'm up to my eyes in it. Come back tomorrow.

No. Not tomowwow. I want me money now. I did the performance, didn't I? I did the wepotoire that you - YOU -insisted on.

I didn't know you couldn't pronouce your R's!

What does that matter?

Quite a lot when you sing songs with R's in.

I don't sing songs with R's in. And if the song has got an R in it, I change the lywics.

Then why didn't you change the lywics tonight?

How can I change the lywics to "Cwying"?! The bloody song's called "Cwying"!

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