(Nathan and Lucas playing at the river court)
You sure you're up for this old man?
I could do this forever, little brother
S4 E21All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
(talking to Deb on the phone about baby James) And he likes his little- (Deb hangs up on Haley)- giraffe.
(flicks Haley in the back of the head)
OW!
That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.
(throws her drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.(Haley walks off)
I'm gonna miss this
You know theres a party tonight, right?
Yeah, I know- but what are gonna do with the baby?
(Appearing round the door holding stuffed toys) Cue the crazy gradnmother. And FYI, if you ever call me 'grandmother' in public, I'll use my gun. (Sees Haley's face) Which, is safe at the range, out of the way of the most beautiful baby in the world (Takes Jamie from Haley) Next to you Nathan, of course. Aaah who am I kidding?
We would go mom, but were underage, and theres gonna be drinking, probably some drugs-
Go. We insist. Bring me home some drugs! (Walks off with Jamie) Isn't Gwandma funny?
Mom? What happened to the phone?
I unplugged it. The two of you were driving us crazy.
The TWO of us?
(Looks shifty)I may of called a couple of times...
Six times.
You crazy obsessive parent!
You called eight.
UNBELIEVABLE. He's only mellow when we play rap music? What happened to the classical I played for nine months?
I have a confession to make. Whenever you fell asleep I tuned into old school hip-hop. (Rocks Jamie) Thats right my boy. We like some old school hip hop? Yeah? Yeah? (Laughs)
I have a daughter. Her name is Lily. And someday when she's old enough, she's going to ask me where her daddy is. Who he was and how he died. And on that day, I'm going to look into her beautiful eyes, eyes that don't know of malice and jealousy, and evil, and I'm gonna say, your father loved his younger brother very much, and that brother took him from you for your entire life. (Dan starts to cry) Made sure you would never know your father.
Karen.. (Karen spits on the glass)
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