You know theres a party tonight, right?
Yeah, I know- but what are gonna do with the baby?
(Appearing round the door holding stuffed toys) Cue the crazy gradnmother. And FYI, if you ever call me 'grandmother' in public, I'll use my gun. (Sees Haley's face) Which, is safe at the range, out of the way of the most beautiful baby in the world (Takes Jamie from Haley) Next to you Nathan, of course. Aaah who am I kidding?
We would go mom, but were underage, and theres gonna be drinking, probably some drugs-
Go. We insist. Bring me home some drugs! (Walks off with Jamie) Isn't Gwandma funny?
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