One Tree Hill · Season 2
Brooke, what are you up to?
You've been on my dad's boat before.
Yeah! With you and your dad!
Details! It's like driving a car but into water, without a speed limit.
Brooke?
Peyton. Look at us. Look at this day, We are practically a beer commercial! It would be wrong not to take it! So let's go. Hop on, bestest friend...
Haley flashes back
I want to do something.
Haley takes off her shirt and throws it on the ground
Haley?
No its okay.
Nathan and Haley start kissing:
I could love you forever, Haley.
So could I.
Your my family now Haley. The only true thing I have. I don't ever want to lose you.
You won't . (look at each other lovingly) What?
Marry Me.
Stop it.
What?
You're embarrasing me.
Why not?
Because we're in High School
So what, I'm emancipated
Is this about sex, because I want to wait
No i can see you caved in on that one already
Well maybe so ... Nathan, couples don't get married in high school. Its just, it's not normal.
So what? I'm not normal. What I'm feeling is definitely not normal. And to be honest with you Haley I don't ever want to be normal not with you... I'm serious
i know you are
So i'll say it again... I could love you forever.
Nathan, so could i,
So, why cant forever start today
Hi. I had the strangest dream; I dreamt we actually got married yesterday.
That’s weird…I had the same dream.
[voiceover] T.H. White said: Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically to those who hardly think about us in return.
What is that?
This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Yeah, if you're in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?
What?
Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
"Halle Berry."
"Beyoncé."
"Jack Black."
Brooke Davis.
I think everybody…knows that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start. Nathan; mutual hatred sound about right?
Worse. (They laugh.)
Yeah. You see, then a funny thing happened; Haley. She showed me that you can find the good in everybody, if you just give them a chance. The benefit of the doubt. Sometimes, people disappoint you. Sometimes they surprise you. But you never really get to know them…until you listen for what’s in their hearts and that’s what Haley did with Nathan. That’s what we should do for them. So for you skeptics out there, prepare to be surprised. So this is to my…brother and my little sis in-law, and in love.
Alright. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone.. police, fire, pimps.
Thanks for worrying about us.
I'm not worried about you. Have your fun, just remember, you’re married now.
Lucas What's wrong with 'Dim'? [to Nathan about Tim]
Nathan Oh, don't take it personally... He thought you were the stripper.
Lucas Hey! We prefer to be called exotic dancers!
A girl can do anything she puts her mouth to.
How was your shower?
It was educational.
Oh really, what'd you learn?
Nothing I don't already know... you're the one that I want.
Yeah, me too.
[They kiss and Haley gets up and grabs a bag]
Where you going?
Well you know I said tonight was educational. Well, Honey, you're gonna love the homework.
Dude, Smell me
Dude, Kiss my ass
Hi, nice to meet you.
Girl, you are totally fine.
Dude I'm totally married.
Really? Who's the father?
Little close aren't you?
Oh, guess it's you.
Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?
Erhhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back...by the way I found a new car on the internet...looks great.
Define great?
Five hundred bucks great...which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.
You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.
Well a car will get you off the bus before Kieth fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.
It's called dare night... One night... multiple dares.
[Tim and Nathan knock on a front door]
Good evening Mr or Mrs Tree Hill resident [Tim holds up two cookie boxes] We are selling these delicious cookie to raise money for Lady Leprechauns, an organization that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful, independent women of tomorrow.
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