Rachel Gatina quotes from One Tree Hill

Rachel

Nobody has all the answers, but we all have our why's. Like, why did this happen? Why didn't we see it coming? And why do people watch American Idol?

Rachel

Nathan looked good tonight, no wonder you're pregnant.

Rachel

(Talking to Brooke about Peyton) Didn't you F her BF when you two were still BFFs?

Mouth

I've got to find my friend.

Rachel

Why?

Mouth

Because he's my friend.

Rachel

You know Mouth, that guy is either gonna stand on his own two feet or he's gonna fall, but he has to do it on his own. That's the scary truth, Mouth. We're all alone.

Mouth

Not if we have friends.

I never had a cool weekend in the woods.

Rachel

That's lame.

Brooke

And that's rude.

Rachel

Well I never got caught Brooking myself in the bedroom today.

Skills

Do you even know what that means?

Oh yeah, I Brooke myself all the time.

Skills

She keeps talking like that, I might have to Brooke myself.

Rachel

Slut.

Brooke

Bitch.

Rachel

Whore. [pause] Well, I know I'm not in heaven 'cause they'd never let Brooke Davis' skanky ass through the gates.

Brooke

And your ass wouldn't fit. At least not the old one.

Rachel

Do you think people can change, Brooke? I mean, truly change.

Brooke

Well, I'd like to say yes. But, honestly I don't really think people can change. You know at the end of the day you are who you are, and it's probably who you've always been.

Rachel

But, what if who you've been is pretty horrible?

Brooke

I brought you back your house keys. It's a very nice house -- big rooms, no parents. I used to have one of those.

Haley

Stay the hell away from my husband.

Rachel

I was just giving him a proper thank you.

Haley

Please. Your thank you's send people to the free clinic.

Peyton

Ha!!!

Brooke

What are you laughing at? Your "I love you"'s send people to their grave.

Peyton

Well in that case, I love you, Brooke.

Rachel

I feel like we are connected somehow Nathan. Like we're the only two people on the planet trying to understand this. Well, maybe we can help each other through it.

Nathan

Haley's pregnant.

Rachel

You mean Brooke.

Nathan

No, the rumors are wrong. It's Haley. You know, ten minutes ago, I was this close to my dream. For a moment, I actually knew who I was going to be, and now...

Rachel

I didn't see Keith. I'm sorry, I heard you talking to Peyton at the party, and I'm an idiot.

Nathan

Figures.

Rachel

Nathan, you're gonna be okay.

Nathan

Sure. I owe thousands of dollars in hospital bills, my wife's pregnant, and I think my dead uncle saved my life.

Rachel

Your parents have money, your baby's going to be beautiful, and maybe your dead uncle saved your life because you're destined for greatness... If Haley wasn't pregnant, did I have a shot?

Nathan

Not for a second.

Brooke

I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.

Haley

Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.

Brooke

That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here

Rachel

You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl therapy- Role play

Haley

Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.

Rachel

Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good

Brooke

Peyton here: I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel

Peyton

Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!

Brooke

Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me your probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley

Brooke!

My name's Rachel and I have red hair!

Aah!

Hey!(repeated)

(Screaming)

Rachel

You know pacing isn't going to make me smarter.

Haley

I'm not pacing for you, I'm pacing for Nathan. He's been working his whole life for this.

Rachel

You know, I wouldn't have slept with Nathan even if he wanted. But we definitely would have made out.

Haley

Can you just finish the exam?

Rachel

Our friend has been waiting a long time.

And she's going to keep waiting.

Brooke

Look she's pregnant and in a lot of pain

I know you cheerleaders expect special treatment, but I never liked the cheerleaders at my school.

Rachel

Its probably because you looked like that.

Guess who's going to wait even longer.

Peyton

Like hell she will come on Haley.

Don't make me call security.

Brooke

Fine call them call the police and tell them your discriminating against cheerleaders.

Rachel

Nice Brooke.

Wait a second.

What's going on here?.

Peyton

Our friend here is pregnant and in a lot of pain and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked.

Calm down I'll look at her. You go wait in the lobby and cheer about something.

Peyton

Bitch.

Rachel

Slut.

Brooke

Whore.

Thank you.

Brooke

A little late for a Clean Teen meeting, don't you think?

Rachel

What else does virgins have to do at night?

Chase

Wow! Good grade. I have the toughest time with Calculus.

Brooke

Yeah, most people do.

Chase

Maybe you could tutor me?

Brooke

Yeah, sure. Anytime. (to Rachel whispering) Check me out! I'm a smart virgin!

Rachel

Great! You're the new "Mouth".

Brooke

Did you do something slutty?

Rachel

Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.