Skills Taylor quotes from One Tree Hill

Peyton

So what do you guys need this music for anyway?

Skills

Well, me and Nathan... Let's just say we entered a dance contest.

Peyton

Wait.. Nathan Scott? No way! What aren't you telling me?

Skills

Let's just say you gotta show some skin to win.

Peyton

You guys are stripping?! Shut up! Please can I tell Lucas?

Skills

Better than that.. Why don't you tell some girls, because the way he move we're gonna need all the home cooking we can get.

Skills

Don't look now, Mouth, but Shelly all up in here right now.

Mouth

Where?

Skills

12 o'clock and closing fast.

Mouth

Okay, on the count of three we're out of here. ready? Three.

Rachel

(While Rachel is dancing to her boys that are cheering for her, she kept on dancing after she stops) (To the boys) Thank you! Thank You! Tip your waitressess, or me. (dances excitedly off the table until Haley steps in with a drink in her hand)

Haley

So, how did you do it, Rach?

Rachel

Do what?

Haley

Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it and now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.

Rachel

Whatever ...

Haley

So... (Throws a drink in Rachel's face) That is for getting me fired!

Haley

And that (Haley grabs Rachel's chin) is for trying to sleep with my husband.

Rachel

Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!

Haley

Honey, you're lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!

Skills

Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave. (Rachel Leaves as Haley watches and Skills got closer to Haley) I told you I got the kid's back. (Hugs Haley, who watches Rachel, who angrily disappeared out of sight in Nathan's very own home)

Peyton

(reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas.

Brooke

Need ass? I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?

ASSISTANCE!

Haley

Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.

Skills

I brought red vines, you can't have a roadtrip without red vines.

Lucas

I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?

Nathan

I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?

Brooke

I brought my hot body and Rachel's Danali. She might have left but at least we got her car.

Haley

You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.

Nathan

My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?

Peyton

Road mix.

Haley

Ok Brooke, freshman year..."Lance Bass'"? '"Really?"

Brooke

He was cute, okay?

Nathan

I'm not sure I should go there Hales, check this out, "Luke, stay cool forever-Haley"

Haley

So, what's wrong with that?

Lucas

Ok you think that's bad, check this out. Peyton wrote to me in my sophmore yearbook--"Peyton Sawyer"

Peyton

C'mon I didn't even know you then.

Lucas

You know how hard I worked to get my yearbook infront of her? Then she signs her damn name, I was crushed.

Haley

Okay how about this one, "Lucas-you know you want me!"--Taylor James

Lucas

Damn, I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook

Nathan

Heyy

Haley

Oh stop

Skills

Hey look, "Luke your a great friend, thanks for lookin out for me. See you around"

Brooke

Who wrote that one?

Skills

Jimmy Edwards, sorry.

Haley

Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our life, okay who's with me?

Peyton

Hurray for that

Brooke

Definitely

Haley

Okay Luke?..Lucas...Lucas?

Lucas

Yeah...sure.

Lucas

I don't know, it's all electronic I can't figure it out.

Brooke

Sorry

Lucas

But I do know, we should've stuck to the interstate and not taken the backroad just so Haley could see this sandwich shaped like "Elvis"

Haley

Hey!

Peyton

Okay hold on a second. I too, wanted to see the sandwich shaped like "Elvis".I'm pretty sure we all did, right?

Haley

Thank You

Peyton

And Lucas admit it, you wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich too, didn't you?

Lucas

Fine! I wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich okay? But that still doesn't change the fact that we haven't a single car pass by since we stopped.

Brooke

Eh..um...

Lucas

Until now

Nathan

It's a bus

Brooke

It's a tour bus

Peyton

Oh please be the Foo Fighters!

Skills

Please be Kanye

Chris Keller

Well, well.

Haley

Stupid "Elvis" sandwich

Skills

Drink baby, drink.

I don't want to drink. I just wanted to be upside down.

Nathan

You said he asked you stuff. What else did you tell him?

Skills

Nothing much. Just the truth.

Nathan

Like?

Skills

The man killed Tupac and Biggie, never date girls named Bevin, and Santa Claus is black.

Skills

So, what up, P. Sawyer? You got a plan?

Peyton

A plan for what?

Skills

To steal Lucas back. Oh, so I'm the only one thinking like that, huh? Ok, look. Here's the drill. When they say,'does anybody have any reason that this thing shouldn't go down?' Bam! That's you.

Brooke

They don't do that at real weddings, Skills.

Skills

They should, though. You know, that's good drama. Anyway. How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lift up the veil. Bam! It's on.

Brooke

Um, skills? That gown is tailor-made, so, no. And Peyton is gonna be okay.

Skills

Right. You know I love you, P. Sawyer, right? But, baby girl, you are so far from okay, man, you ain't even in the same area code. Wait. Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the altar just like Ross did on Friends.

Peyton

Okay. How about this? How about Peyton puts on a nice dress, watches Lucas get married, gets wasted and has drunk, meaningless sex with some guy at the reception?

Brooke

Yes.

Skills

Hey, baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress? Maybe we should head in.

Brooke

[To Skills] Behave, or I will smack you.

Lucas Eugene Scott, do you take Lindsey Evelyn Strauss to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you...

Peyton

Lucas, you can't!

Skills

That's what I'm talking about!

Peyton

I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, but you just... you can't, because I love you and because you fixed my car.

Brooke

Oh, boy.

Peyton

Remember that day? Because that day changed everything and I didn't know it at the time. But when you fixed my car, you fixed my heart. And when you proposed to me two years ago, I just wasn't ready. And I was lost and scared, so I said 'someday', but someday's now Luke, it is. Someday is now and I love you. Please don't leave me again. People always leave. [back to reality and as a voiceover] At least that's what I should have said, instead, I said nothing and he said:

Lucas

I do.

Lucas

Lindsey. She’s the first thing I think about everyday. How is she? Does she miss me like I miss her? How do I get her back? And then another day without her begins.

Peyton

Lucas

Jamie

Chester.

Brooke

Brooke. Oh My God, I have to pee!

Skills

What day is it? What time is it? What the hell did I drink last night?

Mouth

Hm, Millicent, you smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure I guess I could be a little late. What do you mean I’m fired. I wasn’t even that late. How am I going to pay my rent? Would you like fries with that sir?

Haley

Jamie.

Nathan

Jamie. God my girl's hot.

Skills

These don't look like virgin underwear. [holding up Millicent's panties]

Mouth

Give me those!

Skills

I'm just saying if they belonged to my girl, she ain't gonna be no virgin no more.

Mouth

Dude shut up, and how do you even know about that?

Skills

Fergie.

Mouth

How did he know?

Skills

Junk, you know he tried to get with her right?.... [Mouth shocked] I'm just playing man, he overheard you two talking the other night! You know these walls are thin.

Skills

You know what heals a broken heart more than anything?

Lucas

What?

Skills

[sniffs the air] Bacon. You smell that? Thank God for Millicent.

Lucas

Quentin, uh... was a great kid. He was the leader of this team and I know that he was your friend. I wish... I could take this pain away, but I can't and I'm sorry.

Skills

It's okay to feel angry. It's okay to feel the pain. It's even okay to hate the person that did this, but when that anger and that pain and that hate becomes too much for you, you come see me, Nate or Luke. Understand? We are your family, and we gonna get through this togeather.

Nathan

You guys know that Q was working out with me, helping me with my game. And that's how I am gonna remember him......strong, happy, playing the game he loved. I want you all to find your own best memories of Q and hold onto them. 'cause that's where he still lives, and he always will.