Bevin Mirskey quotes from One Tree Hill

Brooke

Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?!

You said we could trade.

Brooke

Why is she wearing my necklace?

Because that was part of the trade.

Brooke

Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?

Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.

Brooke

Right

I never had a cool weekend in the woods.

Rachel

That's lame.

Brooke

And that's rude.

Rachel

Well I never got caught Brooking myself in the bedroom today.

Skills

Do you even know what that means?

Oh yeah, I Brooke myself all the time.

Skills

She keeps talking like that, I might have to Brooke myself.

Brooke

I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.

Haley

Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.

Brooke

That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here

Rachel

You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl therapy- Role play

Haley

Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.

Rachel

Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good

Brooke

Peyton here: I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel

Peyton

Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!

Brooke

Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me your probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley

Brooke!

My name's Rachel and I have red hair!

Aah!

Hey!(repeated)

(Screaming)

Rachel

Our friend has been waiting a long time.

And she's going to keep waiting.

Brooke

Look she's pregnant and in a lot of pain

I know you cheerleaders expect special treatment, but I never liked the cheerleaders at my school.

Rachel

Its probably because you looked like that.

Guess who's going to wait even longer.

Peyton

Like hell she will come on Haley.

Don't make me call security.

Brooke

Fine call them call the police and tell them your discriminating against cheerleaders.

Rachel

Nice Brooke.

Wait a second.

What's going on here?.

Peyton

Our friend here is pregnant and in a lot of pain and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked.

Calm down I'll look at her. You go wait in the lobby and cheer about something.

Peyton

Bitch.

Rachel

Slut.

Brooke

Whore.

Thank you.

(to her father) My boyfriend's black.

That's ok, honey. My son's black too. We deal with it.

Skills

Drink baby, drink.

I don't want to drink. I just wanted to be upside down.