Haley James Scott quotes from One Tree Hill

Nathan

I need to ask you a question. If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball- I mean if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?

Haley

Of course! Nathan, as long as you are a good husband and a good father to your son.

Nathan

What?

Haley

It's a boy Nathan. You're gonna have a son! Although I have to tell you, someday he's gonna tease his father for playing like crap at the state championship. You might wanna change that.

Lucas

How is my little nephew?

Haley

Fine, how's his uncle's heart?

Lucas

Oh, it's fine.

Peyton

How are you feeling, Haley?

Lucas

Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?

Peyton

Oh, God. (Peyton leaves, embarrassed)

Haley

What? Since when?

Lucas

Since now, I hope! I'll let you know.

Lucas

Can I talk to you? (to Peyton)

Peyton

I'm liking this conversation

Lucas

Would you like to have it exculsivly?

Peyton

Sure, with who?

Haley

Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?

Chase

She was holding court in the living room.

Haley

Clothed or unclothed?

Brooke

Clothed, but it was about ten minutes ago, so you never know.

Nathan

Haley! I heard you were fighting Rachel. You punched her?

Haley

It was more of a bitch slap...

Rachel

(While Rachel is dancing to her boys that are cheering for her, she kept on dancing after she stops) (To the boys) Thank you! Thank You! Tip your waitressess, or me. (dances excitedly off the table until Haley steps in with a drink in her hand)

Haley

So, how did you do it, Rach?

Rachel

Do what?

Haley

Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it and now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.

Rachel

Whatever ...

Haley

So... (Throws a drink in Rachel's face) That is for getting me fired!

Haley

And that (Haley grabs Rachel's chin) is for trying to sleep with my husband.

Rachel

Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!

Haley

Honey, you're lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!

Skills

Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave. (Rachel Leaves as Haley watches and Skills got closer to Haley) I told you I got the kid's back. (Hugs Haley, who watches Rachel, who angrily disappeared out of sight in Nathan's very own home)

Haley

(Talking to Nathan after the whole video of him and Brooke) How am I supposed to compete with all the girls that you've been with?

Nathan

You don't have to compete with all the girls.

Haley

All the girls?! How many girls have you slept with, Fabio?!

You know after everything we've been through in the past year your mom taking us to prom feels pretty good.

Nathan

Kinda like we're kids again.

Haley

Yeah, like you know maybe tonight we don't have to be married and pregnant. We can just be teenagers.

Nathan

Well, in that case what's your curfew.

Haley

Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.

Skills

I brought red vines, you can't have a roadtrip without red vines.

Lucas

I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?

Nathan

I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?

Brooke

I brought my hot body and Rachel's Danali. She might have left but at least we got her car.

Haley

You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.

Nathan

My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?

Peyton

Road mix.

Haley

Ok Brooke, freshman year..."Lance Bass'"? '"Really?"

Brooke

He was cute, okay?

Nathan

I'm not sure I should go there Hales, check this out, "Luke, stay cool forever-Haley"

Haley

So, what's wrong with that?

Lucas

Ok you think that's bad, check this out. Peyton wrote to me in my sophmore yearbook--"Peyton Sawyer"

Peyton

C'mon I didn't even know you then.

Lucas

You know how hard I worked to get my yearbook infront of her? Then she signs her damn name, I was crushed.

Haley

Okay how about this one, "Lucas-you know you want me!"--Taylor James

Lucas

Damn, I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook

Nathan

Heyy

Haley

Oh stop

Skills

Hey look, "Luke your a great friend, thanks for lookin out for me. See you around"

Brooke

Who wrote that one?

Skills

Jimmy Edwards, sorry.

Haley

Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our life, okay who's with me?

Peyton

Hurray for that

Brooke

Definitely

Haley

Okay Luke?..Lucas...Lucas?

Lucas

Yeah...sure.

Lucas

I don't know, it's all electronic I can't figure it out.

Brooke

Sorry

Lucas

But I do know, we should've stuck to the interstate and not taken the backroad just so Haley could see this sandwich shaped like "Elvis"

Haley

Hey!

Peyton

Okay hold on a second. I too, wanted to see the sandwich shaped like "Elvis".I'm pretty sure we all did, right?

Haley

Thank You

Peyton

And Lucas admit it, you wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich too, didn't you?

Lucas

Fine! I wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich okay? But that still doesn't change the fact that we haven't a single car pass by since we stopped.

Brooke

Eh..um...

Lucas

Until now

Nathan

It's a bus

Brooke

It's a tour bus

Peyton

Oh please be the Foo Fighters!

Skills

Please be Kanye

Chris Keller

Well, well.

Haley

Stupid "Elvis" sandwich

Tell me a secret.

Nathan

Risky, okay. For the past few months I've been pretty freaked out about being a dad, but lately I... I know it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be great actually.

Haley

You are so sexy when you talk like that.

(talking to Deb on the phone about baby James) And he likes his little- (Deb hangs up on Haley)- giraffe.

Rachel

(flicks Haley in the back of the head)

Haley

OW!

Rachel

That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.

Haley

(throws her drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.(Haley walks off)

Rachel

I'm gonna miss this

Nathan

My dad's in prison and so am I.

Haley

Yeah, well you can walk out.

Haley

[throws beer bottles] Are you going to say anything or are you just gonna sit there like you have for the past four months? You gonna get drunk, maybe pout, a little cry?

Nathan

You don't get it, do you? I used to be somebody, Haley, do you understand that? Do you understand what that means? I used to be Nathan Scott, and I was great and I should have walked away okay I know that and I didn't do it, and now I'm nothing. And I have nothing.

Haley

You have nothing? You have a beautiful son who is here. I am here! You've gotta figure out who you're gonna be in this, Nathan. Because this version of you does not work for us. I can not keep living like this, okay? Do you understand what I'm saying? One more night like this, Nathan, and I promise, you will have nothing!

Haley

What is this?

Nathan

It's the beginning.

Haley

Of what?

Nathan

Of the way it's going to be from now on. I know it's going to take a lot more than dinner, but I figure it's a start right?

Haley

I missed you.