Haley James Scott quotes from One Tree Hill

You're Abby Brown. What's my name?

Abby

Jim?

My full name.

Abby

I don't know!

Haley

Jimmy Edwards. You're Jimmy Edwards and you're a good guy. Holding seven kids hostage in the tutor center Jimmy? That's not like you!

What's that in your pocket?

Haley

[dialing 911 on her cell phone] Nothing.

What is it?!

Nathan

OK just stop pointing the gun at her, all right?

Give me your cell phone. [sees that its connected to 911] Aw, Haley, I used to like you. Hello, 911? If anyone comes near the school, we start shooting kids.

Nathan

You know, my mom's coming home, she called.

Haley

Well at least now you won't have to live alone in this big, giant house.

Nathan

No, but she will. I want us to live together. I want to be your husband again Haley.

Haley

That sounds so good to me. But I have a roommate named Brooke.

Nathan

That doesn't matter.

Haley

And our dream schools are 3,000 miles away.

Nathan

Doesn't matter.

Haley

And neither of us have jobs.

Nathan

Doesn't matter. You know how long it took me to realize that? In the amount of time it takes to pull a trigger. I love you, Haley James, and that's all I need know. It doesn't mean its not gonna be hard. It doesn't mean its not going to be confusing. but whatever it is we'll face it together.

Haley

You're quite charming. You know that.

Nathan

You haven't even seen my A game

Haley

Oh, Lord help me if that's true....Its Scott by the way... You called me Haley James. Haley James-Scott. And it always will be.

Haley

Too bad it's not raining.

Nathan

I think I can sort that out.

Haley

Oh oh [giggles]

Nathan

Well, you wanted rain.

Haley

It is not possible to be this in love.

Lucas

Oh, I'm sorry Princess, I was looking for my friend Haley. [looks at tables filled with beauty and hair products] Wow, did it really take all this stuff to make you look like this?

Haley

No, everybody got ready in here. Including Rachel and Brooke, for some reason.

Lucas

Wow! You look, whew, really beautiful. So, your parents really aren't coming.

Haley

No, they, I invited them and they said, 'Sorry honey we've been to your wedding once before and it was a little boring.' Anyway, I'll just, I'll just give myself away. It's fine.

Lucas

Or I could do it. If you'll have me.

Haley

Really? Luke that would be perfect. Thank you.

Lucas

But, you know what, I got to be honest with you. Um, I could never officially give you away. You know that? I could never give away my best friend.

I found your ball at home.

Nathan

I was kind of hoping you would.

Haley

I need you to talk to me.

Nathan

Haley, I'm not trying to shut you out okay. I just don't understand it enough to let you in yet.

Haley

Whatever it is, we're going to get through it together. I'm right here Nathan. I'm not going anywhere.

Haley

Stay the hell away from my husband.

Rachel

I was just giving him a proper thank you.

Haley

Please. Your thank you's send people to the free clinic.

Peyton

Ha!!!

Brooke

What are you laughing at? Your "I love you"'s send people to their grave.

Peyton

Well in that case, I love you, Brooke.

Nathan

I need to be tutored, I think I'm failing marriage.

Haley

You try sleeping with the teacher?

Haley

[sees Lucas talking to a girl] You gonna kiss her now too?

Lucas

Excuse me. What?

Haley

Brooke told me that you kissed Peyton, again. Luke, that's the dumbest thing you've done since the first time you kissed her, what the hell were you thinking?

Lucas

I was thinking that she was dying. She's lying in my arm, blood is pouring out of her leg and she kissed me. And anyway, you know.. Do you really wanna go there?

Haley

What does that mean?

Lucas

What leg were you shot in when you kissed Chris Keller?

Haley

Stay away from him! For all I care you can go to hell, but I won't let you take Nathan with you.

Deb

Talk to me in a few years Haley, when your dreams are dead, and your child betrays you. Then we'll see what kind of mother you'll be.

Haley

No, no, I will never, ever be like you Deb.

Deb

Pretty soon Nathan's going to realize playing college basketball is a lot more fun than playing house. I'll save you some pills.

Haley

Who are you kidding Deb? Junkies don't save pills.

Nathan

Hello? … Yes, sir … [chuckles] a full scholarship, yes, sir, I, uh, tell Coach K. I won’t let him down, thank you. Yes! Haley!

[smiling] What?

Nathan

[big grin] I’m going to Duke.

Haley

I’m pregnant.

Haley

It’s not Brooke, it’s me.

Nathan

What? Well, how long have you known?

Haley

A few weeks

Nathan

A few weeks?!

Haley

I’m sorry, I didn’t know how to tell you.

Nathan

Oh.

Haley

Can you talk to me? Can you tell me what you’re thinking?

Nathan

Do you still want to go to Stanford?

Haley

What?

Nathan

Stanford, for college?

Haley

Um, yeah, I mean of--of course I do but I don’t--

Nathan

I have to go.

Haley

What do you...? Nathan, Nathan!

Haley

[smiles] I’m pregnant … [smile fades] we're pregnant, at least just tell me how you feel about that?

Nathan

I feel like you should’ve told me a few weeks ago..that’s how I feel.

Nathan

Hey! Come ooon... [pulls her down]

Haley

Hey. [laughs] I was getting that.

Nathan

You shouldn't be straining yourself. You can't risk falling and stuff.

Haley

Relax, I'm pregnant, not elderly.

You've been so supportive of me and my dream for music, so I just wanna be supportive of you and your dream for playing at Duke. So I wanna do this for us, okay?

Nathan

How did I get so lucky?

Haley

It helps that you're hot.

Nathan

Well thank you, you're gonna be so happy there.

Rachel. Asked me. To tutor her.

Lucas

You're tutoring Rachel?

Haley

Hell no, I said she asked me.

Brooke

I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.

Haley

Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.

Brooke

That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here

Rachel

You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl therapy- Role play

Haley

Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.

Rachel

Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good

Brooke

Peyton here: I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel

Peyton

Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!

Brooke

Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me your probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley

Brooke!

My name's Rachel and I have red hair!

Aah!

Hey!(repeated)

(Screaming)

Rachel

You know pacing isn't going to make me smarter.

Haley

I'm not pacing for you, I'm pacing for Nathan. He's been working his whole life for this.

Rachel

You know, I wouldn't have slept with Nathan even if he wanted. But we definitely would have made out.

Haley

Can you just finish the exam?