Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Rachel

(Handing Brooke an icepack) Well, it could've been worse. You could've gotten your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.

Brooke

The day is still young.

Brooke

Open up, Peyton!

Peyton

Or what, you'll huff and puff and blow my house down?

Brooke

Yes, pig. Chase broke up with me, are you happy now?

Peyton

I dunno, did you tape it?

Brooke

The thing with Nathan and I happened a long time ago, Peyton and you guys were broken up.

Peyton

Well in case you don't remember Nathan and I broke up all the time.

Brooke

Oh, really, how could I forget, thats all your relationship ever was Peyton, just a string of miserable one night stands thrown together.

Peyton

Now you're describing your life with every guy in Tree Hill!

Brooke

It was one time, and it meant, NOTHING!

Peyton

Well it means something to Chase. And it meant something to me!

Brooke

You know what meant something to me? You and Lucas having an ongoing affair behind my back, because P.S, we weren't broken up either time that you went after him.

Peyton

Okay. My fault. See I was stupid, cos I thought I ruined our friendship, when you ruined a long time ago. We were NEVER friends. (Slams the door)

Peyton

(While in her room, an egg is seen breaking through the window and Peyton investigates and finds the egg yolk and Peyton angrily rushes to the front door. The person that Peyton saw throwing the egg in the house is none other than Brooke, who throws another egg on the window when Peyton rushes outside to find a furious Brooke throwing the next egg) Seriously, you're egging my house?!

Brooke

Well, are you going to give my dress back to me, the guy told me at the store says he has it, it described it down to your bony ass.

Peyton

So go naked, think of all the times you're gonna say hooking up with someone else's boyfriend.

Brooke

God, stop it just let go, I'm the one with no boyfriend, no prom dress, and a black eye, you're going to prom with the guy you love so you win. (Peyton hears what Brooke said and stops fighting with her) Okay Peyton, you win. (Peyton, with a mean look, lets go of Brooke as Brooke shaking her legs away from Peyton, who turns to the front door to go inside the house and Brooke gets up) Why do you even care anymore?

Peyton

(Peyton stops and turns around breathing sadly) Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worst years of my life, and I needed my best friend now more then ever and you... cut me out because I was honest with you and you were never ever honest with me!

Peyton

You made fun of my mom's death Brooke. You knew her, you cried with me when she died and now you use her as a punchline for.. a joke to hurt me. (Brooke watches sadly and heard what Peyton said) Oh! It hurt, it did, (breathing sadly) but not anymore cause you and me, we're done. You're right, she's dead and as far as I'm concerned, so are you. (Peyton turns around and walks sadly into her front door to go inside the house, leaving Brooke heartbroken and devastated at what Peyton told her. Brooke turns her head the other way in heartbreak and devastation as the cutscene changes away)

Peyton

Are you ready for this Brooke Davis?

Brooke

Welcome to prom, P. Sawyer.

(Derek painfully goes upstairs and knew the door to Peyton's room is locked and he knocked 2 times) Open the door Peyton! You already know that I'm gonna break it down! (Derek opens the door and knew that Peyton was missing and also forgot to lock it which this was still unlocked because Peyton is nowhere to be seen) You forgot to lock it.

Peyton

I didn't forget! (Tases him in the neck as he screams) Doesn't feel so good, does it?! (Derek collapses on the floor and he falls to the floor) I'm not gonna run from you anymore Derek! Not gonna run anymore period now get up! (Derek gets up and Peyton punches him in the face and he falls onto the floor.)

(Laughs) you've been trainning?

Peyton

Yeah, that's right! With my real brother... And he taught me this. (Punches Derek again) This is what you get for sleeping on you crazy two face son of a bitch! (Derek grabs Peyton and he hurts her head on the bed.)

You think.... (Peyton screams after her dress was ripped) You couldn't beat me. A girl?

Brooke

(Brooke comes in from out of nowhere with a brown stick and hits in on Derek) How about 2 girls?!

Peyton

(reading text message) Honey Grove, Texas.

Brooke

Need ass? I don't get it; he left with Rachel, why would he need ass?

ASSISTANCE!

Haley

Okay, Karen and I made sandwiches and I got chips and drinks and we're all set.

Skills

I brought red vines, you can't have a roadtrip without red vines.

Lucas

I brought some old yearbooks, thought it might give us a laugh. What'd you bring Nate?

Nathan

I brought Haley, who brought the food. Brooke?

Brooke

I brought my hot body and Rachel's Danali. She might have left but at least we got her car.

Haley

You sure it's not stolen? Oh, wait that's only calculus exams.

Nathan

My girl's not a big Rachel fan. Peyton, what did you bring?

Peyton

Road mix.

Haley

Ok Brooke, freshman year..."Lance Bass'"? '"Really?"

Brooke

He was cute, okay?

Nathan

I'm not sure I should go there Hales, check this out, "Luke, stay cool forever-Haley"

Haley

So, what's wrong with that?

Lucas

Ok you think that's bad, check this out. Peyton wrote to me in my sophmore yearbook--"Peyton Sawyer"

Peyton

C'mon I didn't even know you then.

Lucas

You know how hard I worked to get my yearbook infront of her? Then she signs her damn name, I was crushed.

Haley

Okay how about this one, "Lucas-you know you want me!"--Taylor James

Lucas

Damn, I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook

Nathan

Heyy

Haley

Oh stop

Skills

Hey look, "Luke your a great friend, thanks for lookin out for me. See you around"

Brooke

Who wrote that one?

Skills

Jimmy Edwards, sorry.

Haley

Why won't we just try to let go of all the pain on this trip and really focus on the good things in our life, okay who's with me?

Peyton

Hurray for that

Brooke

Definitely

Haley

Okay Luke?..Lucas...Lucas?

Lucas

Yeah...sure.

Lucas

I don't know, it's all electronic I can't figure it out.

Brooke

Sorry

Lucas

But I do know, we should've stuck to the interstate and not taken the backroad just so Haley could see this sandwich shaped like "Elvis"

Haley

Hey!

Peyton

Okay hold on a second. I too, wanted to see the sandwich shaped like "Elvis".I'm pretty sure we all did, right?

Haley

Thank You

Peyton

And Lucas admit it, you wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich too, didn't you?

Lucas

Fine! I wanted to see the "Elvis" sandwich okay? But that still doesn't change the fact that we haven't a single car pass by since we stopped.

Brooke

Eh..um...

Lucas

Until now

Nathan

It's a bus

Brooke

It's a tour bus

Peyton

Oh please be the Foo Fighters!

Skills

Please be Kanye

Chris Keller

Well, well.

Haley

Stupid "Elvis" sandwich

Brooke

Oh my God, his girlfriend looks just like you, if you..

Peyton

If I what?

Brooke

If you were dead.

Peyton

Maybe you should have opted for that 'skateboarders are cool' version.

Brooke

This is not funny. You know what this means don't you? I can never show my face at the school again.

Peyton

Yea. It's a good thing high school's almost over.

Brooke

Shut up.

Chase

Everything you wrote to me, I feel it too. I just didn't know how to put it in words.

Brooke

You just did.

Brooke

Hey.

Peyton

Hey! What's wrong?

Brooke

Nothing...

Peyton

Oh come on! We're gonna be graduating soon! We all know graduating plus partying equals Brooke Davis minus her clothes.

Peyton

Hey, you, what have you been up too?

Brooke

(jokingly) Flirting with Lucas.

Peyton

Oh, yeah? How'd that turn out?

Brooke

Eh, so so. You know love triangles are so high school.

Peyton

Seriously.

Brooke

We made it, didn't we? Through all the tragedy and jealousy and confusion. We made it.

Peyton

Yea, hoes over bros, right?

Brooke

I love you, P. Sawyer.

Peyton

I love you too, B. Davis.

Name?

Brooke

Brooke Davis.

I'm Sorry. I've got strict orders not to admit Brooke Davis.

Brooke

Excuse me? Whose stupid party is this anyway?

Rachel

It's mine, bitch. And your fat ass isn't invited.

Brooke

Ahh! (They hug) Oh my god!