Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Rachel

Do you think people can change, Brooke? I mean, truly change.

Brooke

Well, I'd like to say yes. But, honestly I don't really think people can change. You know at the end of the day you are who you are, and it's probably who you've always been.

Rachel

But, what if who you've been is pretty horrible?

Brooke

I brought you back your house keys. It's a very nice house -- big rooms, no parents. I used to have one of those.

Haley

Stay the hell away from my husband.

Rachel

I was just giving him a proper thank you.

Haley

Please. Your thank you's send people to the free clinic.

Peyton

Ha!!!

Brooke

What are you laughing at? Your "I love you"'s send people to their grave.

Peyton

Well in that case, I love you, Brooke.

Lucas

Brooke, you got a second?

Brooke

This kind of feels like déjà vu.

Lucas

Not really. You told me to fight for you and I did. But, you never fought for me.

Brooke

And I'm not going to.

Lucas

Okay, then I guess I was wrong. I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis.

Brooke

I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.

Haley

Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.

Brooke

That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here

Rachel

You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl therapy- Role play

Haley

Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.

Rachel

Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good

Brooke

Peyton here: I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel

Peyton

Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!

Brooke

Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me your probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley

Brooke!

My name's Rachel and I have red hair!

Aah!

Hey!(repeated)

(Screaming)

Rachel

Our friend has been waiting a long time.

And she's going to keep waiting.

Brooke

Look she's pregnant and in a lot of pain

I know you cheerleaders expect special treatment, but I never liked the cheerleaders at my school.

Rachel

Its probably because you looked like that.

Guess who's going to wait even longer.

Peyton

Like hell she will come on Haley.

Don't make me call security.

Brooke

Fine call them call the police and tell them your discriminating against cheerleaders.

Rachel

Nice Brooke.

Wait a second.

What's going on here?.

Peyton

Our friend here is pregnant and in a lot of pain and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked.

Calm down I'll look at her. You go wait in the lobby and cheer about something.

Peyton

Bitch.

Rachel

Slut.

Brooke

Whore.

Thank you.

Brooke

A little late for a Clean Teen meeting, don't you think?

Rachel

What else does virgins have to do at night?

Well, the door's always open.

Brooke

Just like Rachel's legs.

Chase

Wow! Good grade. I have the toughest time with Calculus.

Brooke

Yeah, most people do.

Chase

Maybe you could tutor me?

Brooke

Yeah, sure. Anytime. (to Rachel whispering) Check me out! I'm a smart virgin!

Rachel

Great! You're the new "Mouth".

Chase

So, I was thinking since you said you can tutor me in calculus?

Brooke

I did. But what's in it for me?

Chase

Well, I can feed you.

Brooke

Like a monkey in a cage?

Chase

Feed you like a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Brooke

That sounds nice too.

Chase

How about tonight?

Brooke

Yeah.

Brooke

What do virgins talk about?

Mouth

Oh, we like rainbows and kittens!

Brooke

Did you do something slutty?

Rachel

Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.

Peyton

Your mom is gonna come in any second.

Lucas

She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in.

Brooke

Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged.

Haley

Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?

Chase

She was holding court in the living room.

Haley

Clothed or unclothed?

Brooke

Clothed, but it was about ten minutes ago, so you never know.

Peyton

Duck! Duck! Duck! (To Brooke) Bitch!

Brooke

Peyton, hey I'm so sorry ok what else do you want me to say?

Peyton

Well, what I want you to say is punch me in the face again, Peyton please. I deserve it.

Brooke

Okay, you're not exactly perfect here either.

Peyton

That's right, you cut me out your life and made me feel guilty for kissing Lucas when you screwed Nathan behind my back.

Brooke

And you guys were broken up because that-

Peyton

Keep telling yourself that because if it makes you feel better but you're a back-stabbing ain't gonna work. (looks at Chase walking in) Hey, good luck with your cheating girlfriend.

Peyton

Why don't you spit in my mouth next time? It'll be sexier!

Nathan

Hey, baby, whats wrong?

Peyton

What, you mean why won't I let you mount me in front of the entire basketball team after you've made out with half the cheerleading squad?

Nathan

Well, yeah.

Peyton

I am so sick of this! All you care about is getting drunk and having sex! (Nathan watches a passing girl) HEY!

Nathan

Hey, you left out basketball.

Peyton

No! I left out that you are inconsiderate bastard and we are through!

Nathan

For ten minutes this time, or till tomorrow? I need to know how to plan my night.

Peyton

How does forever work? Now you can go screw whatever skank you want.

Brooke

(To Nathan) I'm drunk.

Nathan

Peyton dumped me. (Brooke looks at Nathan, which he looks at her and they begin to have sex in the bedroom while Nathan and Brooke drink up)

Brooke

So do you guys really broke up?

Nathan

Yeah, need another drink?

Brooke

No (Drops drink on the table and also takes her top off)

Nathan

Oh never mind, you're good. (They begin to have sex on the bed when Nathan stops and looks at his video camera and turns it on while Brooke watches what Nathan is doing)

Brooke

(After Brooke watches what Nathan is doing with the camera) What are you doing?

Nathan

Oh, just having a little fun, don't worry!

Brooke

Promise you'll erase it?

Nathan

Done! (They continue to have sex until Brooke excitedly laughs)