Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Brooke

Listen to me... unless you want your baby to be born with a dent in its head the size of my fist, you had better start agreeing with me.

Haley

Hear that, baby? That's auntie Brooke's way of saying she can't wait to meet you. Hmm!

Sylvia

Oh, wouldn't this champagne fountain look beautiful at your reception?

Brooke

It's...not really my taste.

Sylvia

Well, what kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain?

Brooke

Mine.

Haley

Mine, either. I wish it did, though. I do. Brooke, it's so cool. Come on. This is like a fountain of happiness.

Sylvia

Ahh. That's what I thought, too.

Brooke

You know, just excuse us for one second. I want to show Haley something.

Haley

What did you want to show me?

Brooke

The exit.

Haley

Why?

Brooke

I love you, but your hormones are not helping me right now.

Haley

Fine. But go easy on her, okay? She's so excited for you!

Brooke

You're doing it again! Go.

Julian

So, I’ve been thinking about this whole being happy thing, and I feel like people get lost when they think of happiness as a destination.

Brooke

Like, how do you mean?

Julian

We’re always thinking that someday we’ll be happy; we’ll get that car or that job or that person in our lives that’ll fix everything. But happiness is a mood, and it’s a condition, not a destination. It’s like being tired or hungry, it’s not permanent. It comes and goes, and that’s okay. And I feel like if people thought of it that way, they’d find happiness a lot more often.

Brooke

So you think it's okay to be a little miserable every now and then? Even when you have great things in your life?

Julian

Is it okay to be a little hungry now and then?

Brooke

Happiness is a mood, not a destination. I like that.

Brooke

Hey. We're heading out.Thanks again for having us.

Haley

I'm so glad you came.

Brooke

Hales, I'm really sorry that your mom isn't here. She would be really proud of you. You are so much like her.

Haley

Thank you. Well, she's never very far. She's in my heart.

Brooke

You must think I'm awful for fighting with Victoria. I just...I wasn't prepared to see her today, and I'm not ready to forgive her yet.

Haley

I...I totally understand. But if you think you can fix it, do. Don't waste a lot of time, You know. You might not have it.

Brooke

Okay. Anyway...I'm thankful you're such a good friend.

Haley

I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.[ Laughs ] Classy.Bye.Love you.

Brooke

Love you, too.

Sylvia

Well, that was lovely,don't you think?

Brooke

Yep.Lovely.

Sylvia

She just got out of prison, and I thought that you would want to see her.

Brooke

No, not really. Not at all, actually.

Sylvia

Well, I guess I was wrong.

Brooke

Yeah.Sylvia, I know that you mean well. And I really appreciate it, but you don't have to be so helpful all the time.

Sylvia

I just want everybody to be happy.

Brooke

I know, and if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have Julian. So you already gave me a lot of happy.

Brooke

You know, everything that's happened...Maybe it's okay in a way. I learned the important people, the important things, they don't go away. You're still here.

Julian

And I'm never gonna leave.

Julian

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Brooke

Did you seriously just quote "hitch"?

Julian

Yeah, because it's a really great quote. Life is about breathtaking moments like this. Let's take the plunge.

Julian

I know you wanted to go to outer space, but due to budgetary restrictions, I thought maybe I could bring the moon to you.

Brooke

It's beautiful.

Julian

It's made of cheese, you know.

Brooke

Oh?

Julian

At least that's what they say.

Brooke

"They"?

Julian

Yeah, you know, the people that say those kinds of things.

Brooke

This one actually never made it onto the list because I didn't think it was possible.

Julian

Outer space? No, I'm pretty sure it was on...

Brooke

No. Finding a man who adores me as much as you do...And getting to keep him forever.

Julian

So, you had a good day?

Brooke

If it's affirmation you're fishing for, Mr. Baker, fish no more. I'm sorry I've been so up and down lately.They say the only thing that's worse than being poor is being rich and then poor. And I certainly haven't handled it well.

Julian

They?

Brooke

Mm-hmm. You know, the people that say those kinds of things. They would probably also say that I'm still richer than I've ever been...Because no matter how much money I have in my bank account, I know that my dreams can still come true because I'm with you.

Julian

That's my girl.

Brooke

And it didn't even come from "Hitch."

Julian

You should know that...I plan on making every one of your dreams come true, for richer or poorer, even the last one

Brooke

Which one's that?

Julian

I will give you a baby, Brooke Davis. Whatever it takes --fertility, adoption...Kidnapping...I can't wait to have a family with you.

Brooke

J'adore.

Julian

Wow. One day, and you're already speaking French?

Brooke

Mm.And I've already picked out my favorite french word.

Julian

What?

Brooke

Fiancé.

Julian

You'll have to learn the word for "husband" soon.

Brooke

Not soon enough.

Jamie

I knew how to spell entrepreneur. I said “ue” instead of “eu”. But I knew it was “eu”.

Brooke

Did you get nervous?

Jamie

No, I missed it on purpose.

Brooke

Why?

Jamie

Because I wanted Madison to win the spelling bee.

Brooke

Why?...I like Madison.I think she's pretty cool.

Jamie

Yeah.

Brooke

You know,she asked about you.She asked me if you were okay.

Jamie

What'd she say?

Brooke

It's not what she said,exactly. It's more how she said it. Trust me.Girls know these things...

Jamie

Tell my mom and dad I love them.What are you gonna do?

Brooke

Tell Julian I love him.And I love you, buddy.

Brooke

Julian

Julian

I can do it.

Brooke

Help him.

Julian

I can do it.

Brooke

Julian, he's just a boy.

Julian

I can get you out, Brooke!

Brooke

Julian, save him,and then save me.Please?He's just a boy.[ Voice breaking ]And he loves you, and so do I.

Julian

I won't leave you here.

Brooke

I know. Now go.

Haley

Let's retrace your steps. What did you guys do last night?

Brooke

I don't remember. I don't remember anything. I don't even remember Sylvia crashing.

Sylvia

I did not crash. I came by to drop off a gift, and you all insisted that I stay. I had barely gotta through the door before someone handed me some eugh hippy energy drink.

Quinn

I love that drink!

Haley

I knew those drinks were bad new. What was in those!

Alex

I don't know, energy... I will call and find out.

Brooke

Thank you.

Alex

Okay so this is one of those good new bad news things. The good news is that the drinks were perfectly healthy... Unless you mix them with alcohol. That was the bad news.

Brooke

I am gonna kill you.

Quinn

Okay no no no. You probably already made her pay for it with the black eye.

Quinn

Found it!

Brooke

My ring?

Quinn

Millie's hoe tag.

Alex

Ho tag? It's called a tramp stamp.

Quinn

Oh then why don't you have one?

Haley

I have one.

Sylvia

Smother-in-law!

Brooke

Typo.

Brooke

Hi.

Julian

So what was so important that I had to come all the way down here?

Brooke

Well, I was looking at this earlier, and I realized I needed to tell you something right away. I love you. I mean, I really, really love you.