Sylvia quotes from One Tree Hill

Brooke

Listen to me... unless you want your baby to be born with a dent in its head the size of my fist, you had better start agreeing with me.

Haley

Hear that, baby? That's auntie Brooke's way of saying she can't wait to meet you. Hmm!

Sylvia

Oh, wouldn't this champagne fountain look beautiful at your reception?

Brooke

It's...not really my taste.

Sylvia

Well, what kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain?

Brooke

Mine.

Haley

Mine, either. I wish it did, though. I do. Brooke, it's so cool. Come on. This is like a fountain of happiness.

Sylvia

Ahh. That's what I thought, too.

Brooke

You know, just excuse us for one second. I want to show Haley something.

Haley

What did you want to show me?

Brooke

The exit.

Haley

Why?

Brooke

I love you, but your hormones are not helping me right now.

Haley

Fine. But go easy on her, okay? She's so excited for you!

Brooke

You're doing it again! Go.

Sylvia

Well, that was lovely,don't you think?

Brooke

Yep.Lovely.

Sylvia

She just got out of prison, and I thought that you would want to see her.

Brooke

No, not really. Not at all, actually.

Sylvia

Well, I guess I was wrong.

Brooke

Yeah.Sylvia, I know that you mean well. And I really appreciate it, but you don't have to be so helpful all the time.

Sylvia

I just want everybody to be happy.

Brooke

I know, and if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have Julian. So you already gave me a lot of happy.

Haley

Let's retrace your steps. What did you guys do last night?

Brooke

I don't remember. I don't remember anything. I don't even remember Sylvia crashing.

Sylvia

I did not crash. I came by to drop off a gift, and you all insisted that I stay. I had barely gotta through the door before someone handed me some eugh hippy energy drink.

Quinn

I love that drink!

Haley

I knew those drinks were bad new. What was in those!

Alex

I don't know, energy... I will call and find out.

Brooke

Thank you.

Sylvia

Smother-in-law!

Brooke

Typo.